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    neph93
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    @goosehd
    Joined: 18 Aug 2014

    @goosehd well played sir. Old skool burn 😈

    “Some of those that work forces
    Are the same that burn crosses”

    • Virginia Woolf
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      tody
      啓蒙家
      Joined: 24 Feb 2021

      If it weren‘t for bad luck… Plans for the party in 4 weeks out of the window, everything thrown under the bus. Father in law in hospital with a stroke, and I just drove my mum to the clinic, she‘s going under the knife for back surgery first thing tomorrow morning. Still struggling with my father‘s passing 8 months ago - it‘s quite a lot that‘s currently thrown my way.

      last edited by 6 Aug 2023, 15:55 A W G 3 Replies Last reply 6 Aug 2023, 16:08 Reply Quote 0
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        Matt
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        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

        I’m really sorry to hear that.

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          endo
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          Joined: 29 May 2020

          Oh man, I'm sorry @tody

          si tacuisses

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            ARNC
            啓蒙家
            @tody
            Joined: 13 Dec 2020

            @tody sorry to hear that. Hope everything works out well.

            “Every day that you survive you get a free sunset“

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              WhiskeySandwich
              啓蒙家
              @tody
              Joined: 1 Mar 2023

              @tody sorry to hear of your troubles, man. It can really suck sometimes, I feel ya. We may not be able to control all things in life but we can control how we respond. Stay strong, my dude. Positive vibes.

              "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
              -Seneca

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                Twistlock
                啓蒙家
                Joined: 31 Dec 2015

                That's rough @tody. Best wishes for a speedy recovery to your mom and father in law.
                Hope everything will go well and you can still make it to Hamburg.

                last edited by 6 Aug 2023, 16:19 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                  louisbosco
                  啓蒙家
                  Joined: 21 Feb 2013

                  @tody sorry to hear that. hope everything goes well, wishing them a speedy recovery!

                  "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

                  • Harvey Specter
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                    Daniel San
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                    Joined: 2 May 2020

                    @tody
                    sad news mate , all the best for you and family!

                    last edited by 6 Aug 2023, 17:16 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                      scooter
                      啓蒙家
                      Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                      @tody 🙏

                      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                        Aetas
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                        Joined: 19 Jun 2013

                        @tody Sorry to hear. Viel Kraft!

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                          Nik
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined: 12 Nov 2020

                          Brutal, hope you get some good news soon

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                            goosehd
                            Mod Squad
                            @tody
                            Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                            @tody hoping for the best for everyone involved. Thoughts and prayers coming to you and the family.

                            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              steelworker
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                              Joined: 16 Apr 2014

                              My condolences @tody . All the best to you and your family.

                              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                              Well, I have others.

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                                flannel slut
                                Raw and Unwashed
                                Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                                Went down to the basement middle of the night to give into a sweet tooth craving and walked into about 2” of flooding.
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                                1st time in 6 years of living here that this has happened. Been going at it all night scooping out buckets of water and a shop vac.
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                                Currently cutting back wet sheet rock to prevent mold.
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                                  steelworker
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                                  Joined: 16 Apr 2014

                                  Oh hell, @flannel-slut ...

                                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                  Well, I have others.

                                  last edited by 12 Aug 2023, 16:12 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    Twistlock
                                    啓蒙家
                                    Joined: 31 Dec 2015

                                    That sucks @flannel-slut! Did it come from outside?

                                    last edited by 12 Aug 2023, 16:58 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                      endo
                                      見習いボス
                                      Joined: 29 May 2020

                                      sorry to hear @flannel-slut that really sucks, chin up!

                                      si tacuisses

                                      last edited by 12 Aug 2023, 17:56 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                        flannel slut
                                        Raw and Unwashed
                                        Joined: 21 Feb 2022

                                        @steelworker @Twistlock @endo xoxo y’all’s. Yup, came from the outside. All in all, could have been much worse. Finally managed to get the sopping carpet out and pretty much just need to make a few runs to the local dump. This forum is such a great community not only for justifying unnecessary purchases, but also serves as an outlet to vent.

                                        last edited by 12 Aug 2023, 23:32 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                        • EdHE
                                          EdH
                                          Iron Heart Deity
                                          Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                          This week has seriously tested my patience.

                                          So Government Authority has this new thing, they're doing things electronically now. Send your doc in electronically and they'll rubber stamp it so you can send it on to your client, costs less than half price compared to the old fashioned way and turnaround is same-day rather than 2 weeks. Amazing, client needs the doc urgently, let's do it.

                                          Have checked all the requirements listed on Govt. website. I countersign the doc by pasting my signature onto PDF, submit that via the portal. This should be fine. REJECTED - apparently I need to sign using an 'advanced electronic signature'... well that would be nice to know if it was listed on the website in advance, whatever. WTF is an 'advanced electronic signature' anyway?

                                          Oh, ok, that's what DocuSign does. We have an account with them. Great. Get assistant to set up the doc, send it to me through DocuSign, I do the necessary, get the PDF back, upload it to the portal and re-submit. Wait an hour and REJECTED... apparently there is a problem with my document and I will be contacted...

                                          2 days go by. Client is getting anxious. I am calling the Gov department 3x daily. Customer support at the department confirms I've followed the guidance (which, as far as they know, is the same as given on the website). Eventually one takes pity on my and gives me email address for escalating my issue. I email, marked "URGENT" and wait...

                                          2 more days. Eventually get a response. Turns out person who rejected the doc last time didn't mean to click "you will be contacted further", hence I was not contacted further. But problem is that while the doc has been signed using the "advanced electronic signature" ("AES") standard, it wasn't MY electronic signature, it was DocuSign's, which only verifies that it was signed by a person with an account corresponding to the email address to which the document was sent via DocuSign. It needs to be signed with MY 'digital signature' and to the AES standard. Again, would have been nice if the website for the service actually listed that, but whatever.

                                          So investigating how to set up my 'digital signature'. Oh, you can just set one up in Adobe. Great, I have Adobe. So I enter my details, now when I sign there's some data embedded in the PDF that says its me in the side-bar, rather than DocuSign. Fantastic. I sign with my fancy new digital signature, run it through DocuSign again to apply the AES standard, and submit it to the Gov... REJECTED. So the problem now is that it's not to the AES standard. Again... seems to be a standard response from a pick-list. So I email my new best friend at the agency and ask him WTF did I do wrong?

                                          A day later, he emails back. So it is MY digital signature that needs to be applied to the AES standard, not just sign and then run it through. At his end, my signature shows up with a big red cross next to it because, while I know my identity, it has not been verified by any authority. I need to get a digital signature that has been issued by such an authority.

                                          Great, how to do that? In my research, I noted that DocuSign can be set up so that the signer has to verify their ID. Maybe that's it. Call them up. Need an enterprise account to do this. £1,000 for the year. Get fucked - I need this for a one off job and no way the client will wear that expense.

                                          Further research. Now my IT support are on the case. So I can import a 'certificate' into Adobe. This is like the self-certificate that I made earlier in Adobe, but it will be issued by a 3rd party that I prove my ID to. Do that, download the certificate file, import that into Adobe, then get someone to send me the doc again, open it in Adobe, and sign it there using that digital signature and I should be golden. Great.

                                          Go looking for digital ID providers. All subscription based, enterprise account bullshit. Again, we are a small business with a one-off need. Fucking useless. Eventually find one that will just charge ~£55. Great. Set up an account, add the one-time verification to my cart. Go to checkout.

                                          Ah, ok, now I need my company's tax code to complete the checkout. Fine, who has that? The CFO. So text her. She's travelling. Call the accountants. I call the accountants. Not answering. Email accountant instead. She calls me back, gives me the company's tax code. Great. Put this in, move on to card details. Call senior legal assistant who holds the company card details. She sings them out to me. Enter these. Now, the verifying company is based overseas, will need to text the boss (name on the card) with a code for transaction to go through. I text him, tell him what I'm doing, ask him to send me code. He does, transaction goes through. Happy days. I can't wait to get this all sorted.

                                          What's this now... I spent so long going 'round the houses that I was logged out of my new account with the company that's going to do the ID check and issue me with the certificate. So the transaction is not linked to my account. Add to this that it now won't let me log in again to try and sort, just some error message about the session expiring. Fuck.

                                          I know, I'll use their app and see if that will let me log in. Download app. Try to log in. It works! My account is there, but no services linked to it. Please contact support. Fine. Tap the button, taken to a chat robot, who speaks Italian. Greaaaaaaaaat. I don't speak Italian. I argue with it in English for a while before it gives up and says something that I vaguely recognise as meaning it's gone to fetch a human. I ask human for English. She says ok, transfers me to another human. I tell second human what's up - I need to link transaction to my account. I give all details for the payment, which I had the foresight to keep a record of when shown on screen earlier. There's a problem. What is it? They will need to email me. Ok, but urgently please, because I needed this digital signature set up last week (although I didn't know it then).

                                          That was 3 hours ago. Still waiting on that email.

                                          I could kill someone isweartagod.


                                          Tl;Dr - Technology is fucking stupid and I am now homicidal.

                                          Take the dive...

                                          last edited by EdH 18 Aug 2023, 12:09 BrianB A 2 Replies Last reply 18 Aug 2023, 12:55 Reply Quote 4
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