That's Jokes
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ok so you all know how awesome injunjack is on the WAYCT thread? well just found out he used to run a little restaurant which sadly failed
basically he opened up a place that didn't have a fixed menu as such - the USP was that the customer could order any food combo he or she wanted and if the kitchen couldn't supply it within reasonble cooking time then IJ would pay the customer $100,000 cash
well this little place went great guns for weeks . . . cooking and selling weird and wonderful dishes to all that ordered . . . in fact IJ's fame spread far and wide
then one day nemesis visited the place
IJ came out, complimented Nem on his jawns and took his order:
'elephant's ears on toast' said Nem
'no problem' answered IJso off he scurried back into the kitchen . . .
moments later there was the sound of pots crashing off walls and some less than muffled swearing, then IJ came out of the kitchen, straightened himself out and walked up to Nem's table
'i am sorry to say we cannot provide you with your dinner - please take this cash and leave my restaurant' said IJ
Nem laughed 'ha! i knew you wouldn't have elephant's ears!'
IJ 'nope . . . it wasn't that'
Nem 'then why are you paying up?'
IJ 'we ran out of bread . . . .' -
Chap goes into a greasy spoon and the geezer behind the counter asks what he wants.
"I'll have a full english please mate…but I want the fried egg burnt to a crisp on the bottom and hard in the middle and totally raw on top. I'd like the bacon so crispy that it flies all over the place as soon as I put me fork in it. I'd like the sausages hard and chewy on the outside but uncooked and pink on the inside, the fried bread so black it tastes of coal and the tomatoes ....
Bloke behind the counter: Hold up hold up! I ain't got time to do all that!"
Customer: "Well you fuckin found time yesterday!"
