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    Loveyuer
    Joined: 28 Jan 2011

    Humerous, quite laughing

    Yesterday is the deadline of all complaints
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      Finn666
      Joined: 20 Jan 2011

      Too good Geo :D…

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        D97x7
        Joined: 7 Oct 2010

        Excellent Geo

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          Geo
          Joined: 29 Sept 2010

          ok so you all know how awesome injunjack is on the WAYCT thread? well just found out he used to run a little restaurant which sadly failed  😞

          basically he opened up a place that didn't have a fixed menu as such - the USP was that the customer could order any food combo he or she wanted and if the kitchen couldn't supply it within reasonble cooking time then IJ would pay the customer $100,000 cash

          well this little place went great guns for weeks . . . cooking and selling weird and wonderful dishes to all that ordered . . . in fact IJ's fame spread far and wide

          then one day nemesis visited the place

          IJ came out, complimented Nem on his jawns and took his order:

          'elephant's ears on toast' said Nem
          'no problem' answered IJ

          so off he scurried back into the kitchen . . .

          moments later there was the sound of pots crashing off walls and some less than muffled swearing, then IJ came out of the kitchen, straightened himself out and walked up to Nem's table

          'i am sorry to say we cannot provide you with your dinner - please take this cash and leave my restaurant' said IJ
          Nem laughed  'ha! i knew you wouldn't have elephant's ears!'
          IJ  'nope . . . it wasn't that'
          Nem  'then why are you paying up?'
          IJ  'we ran out of bread . . . .'

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            Seul
            Joined: 24 Nov 2009

            😉

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              injunjack
              見習いボス
              Joined: 19 Feb 2010

              😃 😉 🙂

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                bertoni
                Joined: 17 Oct 2010

                Chap goes into a greasy spoon and the geezer behind the counter asks what he wants.

                "I'll have a full english please mate…but I want the fried egg burnt to a crisp on the bottom and hard in the middle and totally raw on top. I'd like the bacon so crispy that it flies all over the place as soon as I put me fork in it. I'd like the sausages hard and chewy on the outside but uncooked and pink on the inside, the fried bread so black it tastes of coal and the tomatoes ....

                Bloke behind the counter: Hold up hold up! I ain't got time to do all that!"

                Customer: "Well you fuckin found time yesterday!"

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                  Geo
                  Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                  😉

                  that was IJ's first effort . . .

                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                    Seul
                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                    When the elephant was still cooking…

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                      Geo
                      Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                      . . . well they do take a little bit more time . . .

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        cool joke Geo,,, 😉

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                          Seul
                          Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                          @Geo:

                          . . . well they do take a little bit more time . . .

                          You try making an omelette with a trunk…

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                            nah Seul,,you need eggs

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                              Seul
                              Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                              Oh everyone's a comedian here innit!..  😉

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                                well its a joke page ,,so in fer a penny m8
                                😉

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                                  my attempt,,what can run down corridors ,,but cant turn corners,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

                                  a nun with a javelin thru her head
                                  😉

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                                    Seul and Geo sitting on a park bench on a blazin hot day,,,a female streaker jogs past,,,Seul has a stroke,,,,,Geo couldnt reach 😉

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                                      Geo
                                      Joined: 29 Sept 2010

                                      😉

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                        bertoni
                                        Joined: 17 Oct 2010

                                        😉

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                                          Seul
                                          Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                                          It was more of a spank really… She actually yelled 'Try and catch me boys' and what with Geo's lungs quantity being halfed, I didn't think it very appropriate...

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