Random Rants
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I've got you beat — my UPS guy lives right down the street from me, so I'm always the very last on his route. I get my packages around 7 or 8PM usually. Brutal waiting!
That said, I don't know why exactly I'm last on the route — it's not like he drives the truck home and parks it in front of his house. He has to take it back. Anyway, I guess just bad luck haha…
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@popvulture ouch, they must be sliw days
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This is me checking the UPS tracking for the lost and only 4XL 526PJ in existence that I ordered a couple weeks ago.
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Yikes!!! Hope it makes the trek!!!!
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…bad mudslide in western Tokyo, hope all is well for the Iron Heart crew there. :o
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If you've never had the transmission go out on an F-350 Super Duty while towing a 25 foot trailer and blocking four lanes of traffic in all directions, then the tow not having an inch and 7/8 ball hitch, so you block traffic for over an hour, I highly recommend it. Talk about an exercise in humility.
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I am so tired. But I am glad that's over. And they didn't seem too mad about it at work.
How you doing Giles?
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I'm doing good thank you, but the new Kayak is using muscles I did not know I had, so I am knackered. But that is part of the reason I got it, to build up the strength in my legs…
I did have a bit of a "discussion" at the public dock yesterday. It was the first time I was landing the thing, so I was a little nervous about remembering everything and not making a complete lash of it. I got out of the kayak on the slipway and a motorboat came in behind me:
"Oi, we are landing there"
"Yeah, so am I and I got here first"
"Well I need to land now"
"I'll only be a few mins, and I did get here before you"etc etc etc
After I got the kayak out, the boat owner came over and was exceedingly nice to me. I think he knew he had been a complete twat. He did not actually say sorry, but did give me some advice on good fishing spots....
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I love how you say twat
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Haha yes, it's something special — I dated a British girl for a while and it always cracked me up when she called somebody one. It's all in the pronunciation, too — we yanks tend to pronounce it like "twot" but the Brit "at" usage is way better. They win at the insults.
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Haha fantastic — Twats of Endearment, coming to Broadway 2022
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Lmao
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It's official, the number of people who have given up, surges during the pandemic…..
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@Filthy:
Lmao
Christ alive.
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I saw a pair of platform Crocs recently. They’re mutating like the virus.
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Birkenstocks: "They don't make uglier footwear than me! Bonus: I stink too!"
Adidas shower sandals: "Wearing me in public guarantees you'll die alone."
Pajama pants: "What about me?"
Crocs: "All of you, hold my beer." -
Ahem, I will die clutching my Birk Bostons. And they don't smell that bad…
Also, I hear that Crocs are super comfortable but tbh I have never tried them on, due to the fact that I am legitimately scared I will like them. Can't have that.
