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[sabergirl]

Glad to hear you’re bouncing back already, Eli!

Stuart, I hope that things go well for you. We are rooting for ya.

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[steelworker]

Scary shit, @Stuart.T . All the best.

Eli- good on ya!

[GC]

Blimey, that sure is scary @Stuart.T best of luck today fella. On a separate note, and if awards were issued for commitment and bravery to the forum, you too @Seul , surely just bagged yourself a prize. All the best lads.

[neph93]

@GC:

On a separate note, and if awards were issued for commitment and bravery to the forum, you too @Seul , surely just bagged yourself a prize.

Very true… his bag is half empty after all.

[GC]

Damn. Not knowing you both, I tried very hard to not drop in a pun, looks like I failed! 

[dinobarnesberlin]

Speedy recovery to the both of you guys @Stuart.T  and @Seul
Stroke recovery–-Ball surgery
Im not sure at this point if I could make it through a common cold.

[jordanscollected]

We are all thinking about you @Stuart.T and @Seul.

Stuart please tell me they didn't have to cut an Iron Heart shirt off of you!!!! and if they did, please tell me their scissors barely got the job done.

[neph93]

@GC:

Damn. Not knowing you both, I tried very hard to not drop in a pun, looks like I failed! 

I will find puns where no others can. They won’t always be funny, but I’ll find the fekkers.

[Chap]

Shit… these are dreadful news. All the best for you both and a fast recovery @Stuart.T and @Seul

[Seul]

@neph93:

Very true… his bag is half empty after all.

Half full!.. I'm ever the optimist!..

[neph93]

@Seul:

@neph93:

Very true… his bag is half empty after all.

Half full!.. I'm ever the optimist!..

I’m happy to stand corrected. Keep on getting better.

[Giles]

Is Eli shooting half-blanks or half-real?

[neph93]

@Giles:

Is Eli shooting half-blanks or half-real?

I suspect there is an enforced ceasefire at the moment.

[Matt]

I had a similar mini man vacation when I had my vasectomy.  A long weekend in bed eating leftover easter candy and watching Walking Dead on Netflix with no intrusions from my children.  I'd do it again.  Definitely worth losing your nuts over.  Probably not worth mystery brain trauma however.  Hoping for the best outcomes for both of you.

Side note… the nurse who "prepped" me for my vasectomy was crazy hot, like when she came to the waiting room to take me back my wife shot me dagger eyes while I was grinning ear to ear and waiving bye bye at her.  The nurse actually said to me "Forgive me but I like to put on lots of iodine, I just want to make sure it gets everywhere."

Nurses are real heroes, don't ever let anyone tell you differently.  At least I think she was a nurse... Do you tip nurses?

[Seul]

^Only if they give lapdances…

@neph93:

@Giles:

Is Eli shooting half-blanks or half-real?

I suspect there is an enforced ceasefire at the moment.

There is… It's really hard...

[Matt]

@Seul:

^Only if they give lapdances…

I've definitely had worse lapdances.

[Bfd70]

@Matt:

I had a similar mini man vacation when I had my vasectomy.  A long weekend in bed eating leftover easter candy and watching Walking Dead on Netflix with no intrusions from my children.  I'd do it again.  Definitely worth losing your nuts over.  Probably not worth mystery brain trauma however.  Hoping for the best outcomes for both of you.

Side note… the nurse who "prepped" me for my vasectomy was crazy hot, like when she came to the waiting room to take me back my wife shot me dagger eyes while I was grinning ear to ear and waiving bye bye at her.  The nurse actually said to me "Forgive me but I like to put on lots of iodine, I just want to make sure it gets everywhere."

Nurses are real heroes, don't ever let anyone tell you differently.  At least I think she was a nurse... Do you tip nurses?

Nah. They get the whole thing.

[Snowy]

@Seul:

^Only if they give lapdances…

@neph93:

@Giles:

Is Eli shooting half-blanks or half-real?

I suspect there is an enforced ceasefire at the moment.

There is… It's really hard...

How long, out of interest? (PS I sent you a get well the other day but can't see it here any more - so saying again - get well mate!)

[Seul]

Well first of all I still have plastic "bits" (no stitches or staples) in my groin that will be removed by the urologist next week… They're a pain in the ball cause sitting down, getting up, taking a shit, or sleeping requires a ton of forward planning... Made a wrong move last night and it's been bleedng a bit since...

So I'll wait until those are gone...

My mate who had his cables cut, told me he waited two weeks...

[Snowy]

I'm not sure there's a good reply to that (what should one say? Go for the month? Wow 2 weeks that's ages? 2 weeks, cake walk?), but thanks for the info. Good luck hang in there!