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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Landy had to go in for MOT and service last week.  I dropped it off at 08:30, at 12:00, I started to get more and more het up voicemail's being left on my phone.  I was in no particular rush to listen to the "Sir, I'm terribly sorry but the car has failed the MOT on every single criteria possible, it will be approx £10K to fix, would you like us to go ahead?" call, so I ignored them.  Eventually they got through to me.  They had dropped something through the canvas roof and would have to make a new one "At our expense of course sir, and the car sailed through the MOT, so no more to pay".  Nice new canvas….

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • ChrisC
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        It's a Christmas miracle!  And for such a cynical old git, too.

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        • riffblaster generalR
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          my wife and i have been trying to teach the baby some basic sign language.  you know, since babies can't talk.  just basic stuff like the sign for milk or more.  it's been a few months and today she literally looked at me and signed milk.  i asked her "do you want milk?"  and then she started bouncing and signing for milk again.  so i gave her a bottle.    that is  absolutely mind-blowing to me.

          PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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          • natehateN
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            how in the fuck did they manage to wreck a soft top?

            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            • ChrisC
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              Baby sign language is amazing.  Julie and I loved seeing Benjamin pick it up.

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              • GilesG
                Giles
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                @natehate:

                how in the fuck did they manage to wreck a soft top?

                A large light unit (maybe 2'x2') dropped from the ceiling…..i told them it was s bloody good job it wasn't the Merc.....

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • SeulS
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                    Wann kommt der Buss

                    backed with

                    Viel spass am Kino

                    Fucking German man… Three years I had to suffer this bastard of a language at school... Took me back to my glorious first (and last) year of Latin...

                    Yeah sorry... Rant, kind of... I'm eating spicy tuna salade... It angers me blood...

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                    • Megatron1505M
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                      Tuna? Thought you were a weirdo veggie?

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • SeulS
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                        Nah I always said I eat fish now and then… You got the other part right though...

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                        • seawolfS
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                          @Megatron1505:

                          I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.

                          I couldn't agree more. Some great people on here making it easy for the English speakers.

                          Also, when we were in FR earlier this year, I felt like my conversations went like this:

                          Borat Voice in French  GOOD DAY MISTER. TWO CROISSANTS PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CROISSANTS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE ONE BAGUETTE AND ONE CITRUS TART PLEASE. HOW MUCH FOR THIS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE!

                          “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                          @zeebeeleather

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                          • ChrisC
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                            It reminds me of an old joke:

                            What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
                            -Trilingual.
                            What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
                            -Bilingual.
                            What do you call a person who speaks one language?
                            -American.

                            I'm constantly impressed by the ability of our non-native English speakers, too.

                            Except for Seul.  I'm just constantly repulsed by him. 😛

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                            • RocknRollR
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                              @Chris:

                              Except for Seul.  I'm just constantly repulsed by him. 😛

                              Sure it's repulsion, not sexual tension?

                              😉

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                              • natehateN
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                                @RocknRoll:

                                @Chris:

                                Except for Seul.  I'm just constantly repulsed by him. 😛

                                Sure it's repulsion, not sexual tension?

                                😉

                                zing

                                don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                • urbanwoodsmanU
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                                  Christmas present from my girl.

                                  Very happy.

                                  Will be getting the green secret denim ONIs

                                  She made me a calendar of my fav things.

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                                  • pillowPANTSP
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                                    Coffe, photography, denim, knives and tits waahoooo! Throw a lil alcohol in there and ur set for life lol

                                    G, i would have requested a new 22oz duck soft top. Would be bad ass man

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                                    • S
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                                      Sofi is da bomb!

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                                      • bagley920B
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                                        November! Thumbs up!

                                        If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                                        • urbanwoodsmanU
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                                          @bagley920:

                                          November! Thumbs up!

                                          Shirts Up November. I'm down.

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            @Snowy:

                                            Sofi is da bomb!

                                            pretty much looks like it! congrats on all accounts Shane!

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