Random Love (anti-rants)
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Jeff, I told you that I packed some random stuff in the package I sent to you today, none of it is remotely romantic, sorry Bro
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Yeah, I was really flattered. Like wow, I think he's really into me. Actually, I pulled the shirts out of the box, and heard a clink on the floor, looked down and saw the ring, and was like, hmmm…I wonder if Jeff knows there's a wedding ring in the box. I put it on my bathroom counter shelf where I put my watch and wedding ring, and thought man, I need to charge my phone and call him to let him know I've got it. Right then, my door bell rang and my buddy that was coming over for dinner showed up. I completely forgot about the ring until this morning when Jeff mentioned the weight loss and his ring slipping off. My ring has been doing the same thing, and I was like dude, I totally know where it is, it slipped off in the box you sent me. I'll ship it today.
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Too funny…this spring sold a jacket to an IH forum member and could not find my wallet as I headed out the door with the boxed up jacket. Looked all over the house for like a half hour. Finally I sit down in the kitchen and notice the jacket box on the counter. Opened up the box and my wallet was in the jacket pocket!
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i love peacock spider's
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Thanks to Jeff for the watch. So weird wearing a digital watch but I'm really digging it.
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Random love for the bald triumvirate, Chris for posting less and Seul for being a complete fucking tool….who sends me alcohol which lessens my desire to vent at strangers on the internet.
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Landy had to go in for MOT and service last week. I dropped it off at 08:30, at 12:00, I started to get more and more het up voicemail's being left on my phone. I was in no particular rush to listen to the "Sir, I'm terribly sorry but the car has failed the MOT on every single criteria possible, it will be approx £10K to fix, would you like us to go ahead?" call, so I ignored them. Eventually they got through to me. They had dropped something through the canvas roof and would have to make a new one "At our expense of course sir, and the car sailed through the MOT, so no more to pay". Nice new canvas….
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It's a Christmas miracle! And for such a cynical old git, too.
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my wife and i have been trying to teach the baby some basic sign language. you know, since babies can't talk. just basic stuff like the sign for milk or more. it's been a few months and today she literally looked at me and signed milk. i asked her "do you want milk?" and then she started bouncing and signing for milk again. so i gave her a bottle. that is absolutely mind-blowing to me.
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Baby sign language is amazing. Julie and I loved seeing Benjamin pick it up.
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I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.
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Wann kommt der Buss
backed with
Viel spass am Kino
Fucking German man… Three years I had to suffer this bastard of a language at school... Took me back to my glorious first (and last) year of Latin...
Yeah sorry... Rant, kind of... I'm eating spicy tuna salade... It angers me blood...
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Tuna? Thought you were a weirdo veggie?
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I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.
I couldn't agree more. Some great people on here making it easy for the English speakers.
Also, when we were in FR earlier this year, I felt like my conversations went like this:
Borat Voice in French GOOD DAY MISTER. TWO CROISSANTS PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CROISSANTS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE ONE BAGUETTE AND ONE CITRUS TART PLEASE. HOW MUCH FOR THIS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE!
