Random Love (anti-rants)
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i love peacock spider's
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Thanks to Jeff for the watch. So weird wearing a digital watch but I'm really digging it.
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Random love for the bald triumvirate, Chris for posting less and Seul for being a complete fucking tool….who sends me alcohol which lessens my desire to vent at strangers on the internet.
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Landy had to go in for MOT and service last week. I dropped it off at 08:30, at 12:00, I started to get more and more het up voicemail's being left on my phone. I was in no particular rush to listen to the "Sir, I'm terribly sorry but the car has failed the MOT on every single criteria possible, it will be approx £10K to fix, would you like us to go ahead?" call, so I ignored them. Eventually they got through to me. They had dropped something through the canvas roof and would have to make a new one "At our expense of course sir, and the car sailed through the MOT, so no more to pay". Nice new canvas….
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It's a Christmas miracle! And for such a cynical old git, too.
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my wife and i have been trying to teach the baby some basic sign language. you know, since babies can't talk. just basic stuff like the sign for milk or more. it's been a few months and today she literally looked at me and signed milk. i asked her "do you want milk?" and then she started bouncing and signing for milk again. so i gave her a bottle. that is absolutely mind-blowing to me.
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Baby sign language is amazing. Julie and I loved seeing Benjamin pick it up.
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I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.
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Wann kommt der Buss
backed with
Viel spass am Kino
Fucking German man… Three years I had to suffer this bastard of a language at school... Took me back to my glorious first (and last) year of Latin...
Yeah sorry... Rant, kind of... I'm eating spicy tuna salade... It angers me blood...
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Tuna? Thought you were a weirdo veggie?
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I am constantly amazed by the language skills of the none english speakers in this community, if I were to converse with any of the German dudes in their native tongue we would end up loudly discussing the price of a bus ticket to town hall (about the extent of my German). Well done gents.
I couldn't agree more. Some great people on here making it easy for the English speakers.
Also, when we were in FR earlier this year, I felt like my conversations went like this:
Borat Voice in French GOOD DAY MISTER. TWO CROISSANTS PLEASE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR CROISSANTS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE ONE BAGUETTE AND ONE CITRUS TART PLEASE. HOW MUCH FOR THIS? THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOODBYE!
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It reminds me of an old joke:
What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
-Trilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
-Bilingual.
What do you call a person who speaks one language?
-American.I'm constantly impressed by the ability of our non-native English speakers, too.
Except for Seul. I'm just constantly repulsed by him.
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Except for Seul. I'm just constantly repulsed by him.
Sure it's repulsion, not sexual tension?
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