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      • Finn666F
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        😉

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        • Finn666F
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          ctfu…

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          • GilesG
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            A conversation with my mother, who is a little confused…

            Giles "You do know that when you came out of hospital, we had to get the police searching for you?"
            Mum "Did they find me?"

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • madmondayM
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              glad that worked out for the best.

              so it seems you get a great deal of your sense of humour from Mum???

              head high, middle finger higher

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              • urbanwoodsmanU
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                So Mega/Rocket, Rafa, and Injunjack walk into a Breaking Bad lego set…

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                • injunjackI
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                  LOL 🙂

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                  • Finn666F
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                    funny shit right there Shane 😃

                    Mega is so fekking on point 😉

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                      Thanks for that awesome parody hahaha 🙂

                      Cheers,
                      David

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                      • FurattoHeddoF
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                        ^Rafa's legs need more tapering though  😉

                        "Don't ever be sorry"

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                        • Finn666F
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                          😉

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                          • GraemeG
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                            Alternative futures, or what happened to Hitler when time travellers (amongst other things) tried to change things in Vienna in 1908.

                            http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/winter_2007/fiction_missives_from_possible_futures_1_alternate_history_search_results_b

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                              How do you frustrate a midget?

                              Give him a yo-yo.

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                              • RocknRollR
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                                Here is another bad one. I like bad jokes.

                                A man walks into a bar and sees a fat woman dancing on the table.

                                "Nice legs" he says, glancing in her direction.

                                "You think so?" the woman asks, looking quite pleased.

                                "Sure" says the guy, "most tables would have collapsed by now".

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                                  "Use your own toothbrush," Sarah bristled.
                                  Jimmy dropped the toothpaste, crestfallen.

                                  Ok I'll show myself out…

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                  • Finn666F
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                                    @RocknRoll:

                                    Here is another bad one. I like bad jokes.

                                    A man walks into a bar and sees a fat woman dancing on the table.

                                    "Nice legs" he says, glancing in her direction.

                                    "You think so?" the woman asks, looking quite pleased.

                                    "Sure" says the guy, "most tables would have collapsed by now".

                                    this shit is funny 😉

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      America are sending out a crack unit to help find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.  Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Lee Travis

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        Bwahahahahahahahaha

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          I thought you'd like that one…...

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                            ^ 🙂
                                            Man walks into a bar (pub)….......ouch!!

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