Random Rants

[bagley920]

This statement "finest quality cotton in the world" is false if indeed it is C grade :-\

[Giles]

Well the cotton is finest quality, but the weaving defects make it C grade in Iron Heart grading system.

[Chris]

My wife signed me up for a fundraising event tomorrow.  I have to go play in a golf tournament with another parent, an administrative official and the headmaster from Benjamin's school.  I dislike the administrator and detest the headmaster.  I should also mention that I hate golf and haven't touched a club in over a decade.

I'm seriously considering getting roaringly drunk as soon as I hit the course.

[natehate]

yes! do it
i hate golf to man
doesnt even make sense

[scroogen]

just ask for a CC and water you'll fit right in

[Seul]

Show up on a horse, wait til you have everyone's attention (shouldn't take too long), exclaim "Shit!.. Wrong sport!.."

[Chris]

Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

[cc.rider]

what about sweat pants?

[Seul]

Shit Chris… I seriously feel for ya lad, but am actually in tears laughing my arse off...

[Chris]

Didn't have any in the pro shop.:(

Shoulda worn my Oni ducks.  God, I hate golf.  I've already started drinking, so my mood is improving a bit.  I swear, if it weren't a charity fundraiser for Benjamin's school, I'd make such an ass of myself in an attempt to get kicked out and banned for life.

[Seul]

I'd just play it safe and do that anyway…

[Giles]

Polyester slacks for the win…..

[Chris]

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

[Giles]

Depends, are they 3 inches too short?  If so, yes….

[Seul]

Oh God - it's worse than I imagined… I'm gonna be waking up from my own laughter this night!..

[Giles]

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

[Megatron1505]

They don't look too bad mate…..

[Seul]

@Giles:

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

I'll die laughing if he comes in that outfit…

[J-IV]

I picture says a thousand words. In this case..

[Giles]

Are there a 1,000 words in the thesaurus that mean the same thing as douche?