Random Rants

[MikeC]

Thanks for that. I was just saying that there is no way to delineate between a, b or c grade on his site, so his shit may as well be A grade IH SBG denim.

[Giles]

There's only so much I can do.  He bought the stuff in good faith.  We have found the leak and plugged it.  He's unlikely to advertise it as the stuff that IH refuses to use, and I can't insist that he does.

[MikeC]

I'll take that. Thanks.

[bagley920]

This statement "finest quality cotton in the world" is false if indeed it is C grade :-\

[Giles]

Well the cotton is finest quality, but the weaving defects make it C grade in Iron Heart grading system.

[Chris]

My wife signed me up for a fundraising event tomorrow.  I have to go play in a golf tournament with another parent, an administrative official and the headmaster from Benjamin's school.  I dislike the administrator and detest the headmaster.  I should also mention that I hate golf and haven't touched a club in over a decade.

I'm seriously considering getting roaringly drunk as soon as I hit the course.

[natehate]

yes! do it
i hate golf to man
doesnt even make sense

[scroogen]

just ask for a CC and water you'll fit right in

[Seul]

Show up on a horse, wait til you have everyone's attention (shouldn't take too long), exclaim "Shit!.. Wrong sport!.."

[Chris]

Goddammit!  Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim.  So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks.  Fuck, I feel like such a douche.

[cc.rider]

what about sweat pants?

[Seul]

Shit Chris… I seriously feel for ya lad, but am actually in tears laughing my arse off...

[Chris]

Didn't have any in the pro shop.:(

Shoulda worn my Oni ducks.  God, I hate golf.  I've already started drinking, so my mood is improving a bit.  I swear, if it weren't a charity fundraiser for Benjamin's school, I'd make such an ass of myself in an attempt to get kicked out and banned for life.

[Seul]

I'd just play it safe and do that anyway…

[Giles]

Polyester slacks for the win…..

[Chris]

Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?

[Giles]

Depends, are they 3 inches too short?  If so, yes….

[Seul]

Oh God - it's worse than I imagined… I'm gonna be waking up from my own laughter this night!..

[Giles]

Careful, he'll come round and hit you with his golf bat….

[Megatron1505]

They don't look too bad mate…..