Random Rants
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My wife signed me up for a fundraising event tomorrow. I have to go play in a golf tournament with another parent, an administrative official and the headmaster from Benjamin's school. I dislike the administrator and detest the headmaster. I should also mention that I hate golf and haven't touched a club in over a decade.
I'm seriously considering getting roaringly drunk as soon as I hit the course.
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Goddammit! Pretentious assed country club doesn't allow denim. So now I'm wearing some hideous polyester slacks. Fuck, I feel like such a douche.
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Didn't have any in the pro shop.:(
Shoulda worn my Oni ducks. God, I hate golf. I've already started drinking, so my mood is improving a bit. I swear, if it weren't a charity fundraiser for Benjamin's school, I'd make such an ass of myself in an attempt to get kicked out and banned for life.
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Do I look like enough of a jackass to play golf?