Quotes Worth Quoting
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I am pretty sure this is some weird browser module/weirdly-misconfigured option combo thing.
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… but it's easier making a donation to folks that actually need instead of want stuff.
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sacrifices were made :o
So, how much are 5 years olds fetching down the market these days?
I need to make the most of him while he can still fit up a chimney
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I will look beautiful, like a pretty flower
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. . . I was in this gallery yesterday and I noticed some people were standing around what looked like a bench taking pictures of it, I wasn't sure until this old man sat down on it, then they all put away their phones and realised - not art - bench.
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They look great, may consider cutting off the rest of my toes
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From my dad throughout my life:
"Never play offense in football. Not with those Asian eyes. Peripheral vision is good, up and down, not so much. Play defense"
"Head on a swivel!!!" (I always thought this was weird because I naturally have excellent peripheral vision, reference above)
"Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"
"Never sleep with a woman that's crazier than you are"
Giles and Paula will attest though, my dad is fairly unassuming, so it makes it even weirder
I'm sure I have more, I'm just drawing a blank
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"Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"
This one is the weirdest to me. Other than keeping it clean, I can't think of many things I would do with both.
Personally, I've always thought that the kitchen is no place for your dick.
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True, I never take my dick into the kitchen with me (ideal excuse for not washing the dishes).
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it's interesting only the affluent can really have the time to ponder & record it. everyone else has these thoughts, they just don't get a chance to write the sh!t down
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if i get grief from my boss ill flip him the finger and say ,,,World Tours ,,,aint coming off
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heres the local precinct,,,,devoid of all the local pondlife/scum,,coz its methadone day down at the clinic
