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    • madmondayM
      madmonday
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      i don't even attempt to hide anything from the wife or make up elaborate stories. it's not that i'm above all that, it's just that she's alot smarter than me & will find out anyway. oh & this is the card she got me for Valentine's Day (maybe a bit of projecting going on):


      think it says alot about our relationship & where we are 😉

      head high, middle finger higher

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      • GilesG
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        I bet what we can't see, says a lot more….

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • madmondayM
          madmonday
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          just our pet names.

          way too 😞 to put that up 😉 she already says i tell you all way too much stuff 🙂
          is the 2nd flick showing correctly or is it to the side?

          head high, middle finger higher

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            Both showing fine…....

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              Wiil trade my soul fer a Wabash!!!!!!!!

              Nemesisnow1200 (from the forum)

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • madmondayM
                madmonday
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                better get off the government computers 😶

                head high, middle finger higher

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                  @shoque:

                  I am pretty sure this is some weird browser module/weirdly-misconfigured option combo thing.

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                  • Finn666F
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                    @madmonday:

                    … but it's easier making a donation to folks that actually need instead of want stuff.

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                    • madmondayM
                      madmonday
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                      @Megatron1505:

                      @Giles:

                      @Megatron1505:

                      sacrifices were made  :o

                      So, how much are 5 years olds fetching down the market these days?

                      I need to make the most of him while he can still fit up a chimney  😉

                      head high, middle finger higher

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                      • rocketR
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                        @Megatron1505:

                        I will look beautiful, like a pretty flower  😘

                        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                        It's all humbug, like everywhere
                        R.I.P. Geo

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                        • madmondayM
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                          @simonc:

                          . . . I was in this gallery yesterday and I noticed some people were standing around what looked like a bench taking pictures of it, I wasn't sure until this old man sat down on it, then they all put away their phones and realised - not art - bench.

                          head high, middle finger higher

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                          • madmondayM
                            madmonday
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                            @Giles:

                            They look great, may consider cutting off the rest of my toes

                            head high, middle finger higher

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                            • DougNgD
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                              From my dad throughout my life:

                              "Never play offense in football. Not with those Asian eyes. Peripheral vision is good, up and down, not so much. Play defense"

                              "Head on a swivel!!!" (I always thought this was weird because I naturally have excellent peripheral vision, reference above)

                              "Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"

                              "Never sleep with a woman that's crazier than you are"

                              Giles and Paula will attest though, my dad is fairly unassuming, so it makes it even weirder

                              I'm sure I have more, I'm just drawing a blank

                              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                              • DougNgD
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                                Oh yeah: "You really surprise me. You were a pussy as a child"

                                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Hahaha I bet you love that old geezer innit!.. He sounds like a riot!..

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                                  • DougNgD
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                                    He's calmed down a lot since he retired. He's nearly tolerable now

                                    Another one:

                                    Dad: Life is very simple for me. Work hard, have children, raise them so they can be successful, then you die

                                    My Uncle: The fuck are you talking about? We were talking about cars?!?

                                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                    • ChrisC
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                                      @DougNg:

                                      "Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"

                                      This one is the weirdest to me.  Other than keeping it clean, I can't think of many things I would do with both.

                                      Personally, I've always thought that the kitchen is no place for your dick.

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        True, I never take my dick into the kitchen with me (ideal excuse for not washing the dishes).

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • ChrisC
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                                          • GilesG
                                            Giles
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                                            @madmonday:

                                            it's interesting only the affluent can really have the time to ponder & record it. everyone else has these thoughts, they just don't get a chance to write the sh!t down 😞 
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                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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