Quotes Worth Quoting

[madmonday]

i don't even attempt to hide anything from the wife or make up elaborate stories. it's not that i'm above all that, it's just that she's alot smarter than me & will find out anyway. oh & this is the card she got me for Valentine's Day (maybe a bit of projecting going on):

think it says alot about our relationship & where we are

[Giles]

I bet what we can't see, says a lot more….

[madmonday]

just our pet names.

way too to put that up she already says i tell you all way too much stuff
is the 2nd flick showing correctly or is it to the side?

[Giles]

Both showing fine…....

[Giles]

Wiil trade my soul fer a Wabash!!!!!!!!

Nemesisnow1200 (from the forum)

[madmonday]

better get off the government computers

[LandoCal126 0]

@shoque:

I am pretty sure this is some weird browser module/weirdly-misconfigured option combo thing.

[Finn666]

@madmonday:

… but it's easier making a donation to folks that actually need instead of want stuff.

[madmonday]

@Megatron1505:

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

sacrifices were made  :o

So, how much are 5 years olds fetching down the market these days?

I need to make the most of him while he can still fit up a chimney 

[rocket]

@Megatron1505:

I will look beautiful, like a pretty flower 

[madmonday]

@simonc:

. . . I was in this gallery yesterday and I noticed some people were standing around what looked like a bench taking pictures of it, I wasn't sure until this old man sat down on it, then they all put away their phones and realised - not art - bench.

[madmonday]

@Giles:

They look great, may consider cutting off the rest of my toes

[DougNg]

From my dad throughout my life:

"Never play offense in football. Not with those Asian eyes. Peripheral vision is good, up and down, not so much. Play defense"

"Head on a swivel!!!" (I always thought this was weird because I naturally have excellent peripheral vision, reference above)

"Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"

"Never sleep with a woman that's crazier than you are"

Giles and Paula will attest though, my dad is fairly unassuming, so it makes it even weirder

I'm sure I have more, I'm just drawing a blank

[DougNg]

Oh yeah: "You really surprise me. You were a pussy as a child"

[Seul]

Hahaha I bet you love that old geezer innit!.. He sounds like a riot!..

[DougNg]

He's calmed down a lot since he retired. He's nearly tolerable now

Another one:

Dad: Life is very simple for me. Work hard, have children, raise them so they can be successful, then you die

My Uncle: The fuck are you talking about? We were talking about cars?!?

[Chris]

@DougNg:

"Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"

This one is the weirdest to me.  Other than keeping it clean, I can't think of many things I would do with both.

Personally, I've always thought that the kitchen is no place for your dick.

[Megatron1505]

True, I never take my dick into the kitchen with me (ideal excuse for not washing the dishes).

[Chris]

[Giles]

@madmonday:

it's interesting only the affluent can really have the time to ponder & record it. everyone else has these thoughts, they just don't get a chance to write the sh!t down  
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