Quotes Worth Quoting

[Chris]

@DougNg:

"Never do anything with your knife you wouldn't do with your dick"

This one is the weirdest to me.  Other than keeping it clean, I can't think of many things I would do with both.

Personally, I've always thought that the kitchen is no place for your dick.

[Megatron1505]

True, I never take my dick into the kitchen with me (ideal excuse for not washing the dishes).

[Chris]

[Giles]

@madmonday:

it's interesting only the affluent can really have the time to ponder & record it. everyone else has these thoughts, they just don't get a chance to write the sh!t down  
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[Lucifer]

The Oval Office carpet is thick with Presidential semen. They look out of the window, think "I own you all" and jack off like ugly apes in humping season. It's what they live for. No one who wants that is to be trusted. Why can't you all see that?

[LandoCal126 0]

@nemesisnow1200:

if i get grief from my boss ill flip him the finger and say ,,,World Tours  ,,,aint coming off

[Giles]

@nemesisnow1200:

heres the local precinct,,,,devoid of all the local pondlife/scum,,coz its methadone day down at the clinic

[Finn666]

@DougNg:

Yeah, I really wouldn't take any shit from a guy who looks like something I'd clean my ears with

[alcatraz]

" If you're going through hell, keep going" 
Winston Churchill

[Finn666]

@Madame:

I’m still using the lovely iPhone case, it’s starting to fall to pieces but I’ll stick it back together - I’m not going to upset friends with their own boat and aeroplane!

[hectic]

@alcatraz:

" If you're going through hell, keep going" 
Winston Churchill

In a similar vein:

"The only way out is through" (Margaret Atwood)

[zendeen]

if you go black, you can't go back

[Finn666]

@nemesisnow1200:

on way home i thought id pop in and see me Mum,,by the way she likes the jeans,,ans to prove i have a mum ,,and not born of a wolf

;D…

[Jpo1932]

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."-Greek Proverb

[madmonday]

great fucking quote Jpo, actually made me think about a lot of things.  came across this & thought it was awesome on so many levels:

“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too.”

• William Shakespeare

[LandoCal126 0]

@MikeC:

Haraki-san is the shit, period.

[LandoCal126 0]

@Matt:

I feel like my love of all things IH requires me to own this jacket… but I know that my love of not being divorced prohibits me from buying one.  Love is cruel.

[Sugar Mountain]

@ALEX1976:

That shirt bomb in my mind;-)
I need a IHSH 20

[madmonday]

@Giles:

"stupid heavy" . . . so heavy every time I talk to Will@Aero he dissolves into fits of giggles at the sheer ridiculousness of it…..

[Finn666]

@Giles:

Feck me.  I do 5 of the feckers and it is still not enough….