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    • madmondayM
      madmonday
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      classic Geo

      head high, middle finger higher

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      • Megatron1505M
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        What do you call a cowboy with no legs?

        A low down dirty bum  😠

        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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        • alcatrazA
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          My uncle was a rubbish ventriloquist….

          I used to sit on his knee, he'd stick his fingers up my arse and would ask me not to say anything!!

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          • madmondayM
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            damn shame really.

            hope your bum is better . . . HAhehehehAhe

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • alcatrazA
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              Yeah it's ok thanks!!!

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              • Finn666F
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                @madmonday:

                damn shame really.

                hope your bum is better . . . HAhehehehAhe

                i see, this is the actual joke… hahahah 😃

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                • alcatrazA
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                  I recently treated my wife to one of those "fish pedicures" and I must say I was very pleased with the result.

                  Those piranhas don't fuck about!

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      Just bought tickets to Artie Lange next month at Caroline's. Looking to possibly go on Sunday as well. If anyone is a fan and lives in or around NYC, PM me and we will roll.

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                      • Finn666F
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                        sup Seul? ;D…

                        @Geo:

                        It's great how Seul has totally given us all some great fun with him wearing skirts and all - so we should be grateful he's with us at all after recovering from some serious injuries . . .

                        It all happened a while back when I had said to him I had made quite a bit of money selling bear skins

                        He said to me "isn't it a bit dangerous going after the bears?"

                        I said "no, not really - you just hunt in the winter when they are hibernating"

                        "what do you mean?" he said

                        "well, you just follow the tracks into the cave where they're sleeping . . . and bang, no problem"

                        "sounds good" said Seul "plus I need some more IH gear - think I'll give it a try"

                        I heard nothing of him for a few months, then I heard he'd just got out of hospital after being bandaged and plastered from head to toe

                        I said "what the hell happened to you?"

                        He said "well I did what you said . . . followed the tracks into a big dark cave . . . but I've still no idea where that train came from . . ."

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                        • hecticH
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                          Q: Why does Obama get hugs?

                          A: Because President Sarkozy

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                          • Finn666F
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                            too damn good… 😉

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                              Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
                              they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

                              Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo
                              bro, look towards sky, what you see?"

                              Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."

                              "What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

                              Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically
                              speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
                              potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
                              that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
                              approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
                              Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are
                              small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
                              have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

                              Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means
                              somebody stole the tent."

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                              • Finn666F
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                                i lol´d  😉 …although i like obama pretty much!

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                                • GilesG
                                  Giles
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                                  Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business…...

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                  • Finn666F
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                                    this is a great one G. …;D

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                                      @Giles:

                                      Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business…...

                                      Hahahahaha, made me smile on a Friday AM. Thanks

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        I love the fact that when you tell it, the listener is waiting for more, then they realise that that's it…..

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          Yeah. Cliffhanger for sure.  ::) I started laughing before I finished reading. Still laughing actually.

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                                          • alcatrazA
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                                            Her: Darling do I please in bed?

                                            Him: Yes, I love the trick you do with your mouth.

                                            Her: What trick?

                                            Him: The one where you shut the fuck up and go to sleep!

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