That's Jokes
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damn shame really.
hope your bum is better . . . HAhehehehAhe
i see, this is the actual joke… hahahah
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Just bought tickets to Artie Lange next month at Caroline's. Looking to possibly go on Sunday as well. If anyone is a fan and lives in or around NYC, PM me and we will roll.
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sup Seul? ;D…
@Geo:
It's great how Seul has totally given us all some great fun with him wearing skirts and all - so we should be grateful he's with us at all after recovering from some serious injuries . . .
It all happened a while back when I had said to him I had made quite a bit of money selling bear skins
He said to me "isn't it a bit dangerous going after the bears?"
I said "no, not really - you just hunt in the winter when they are hibernating"
"what do you mean?" he said
"well, you just follow the tracks into the cave where they're sleeping . . . and bang, no problem"
"sounds good" said Seul "plus I need some more IH gear - think I'll give it a try"
I heard nothing of him for a few months, then I heard he'd just got out of hospital after being bandaged and plastered from head to toe
I said "what the hell happened to you?"
He said "well I did what you said . . . followed the tracks into a big dark cave . . . but I've still no idea where that train came from . . ."
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Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Tonto woke the president and said, "Kemo
bro, look towards sky, what you see?"Obama replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
Obama pondered for a minute then said, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me
that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be
approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, Mother Nature is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"Tonto says, "Obama, you dumber than buffalo shit. It means
somebody stole the tent." -
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business…...
Hahahahaha, made me smile on a Friday AM. Thanks
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Yeah. Cliffhanger for sure. ::) I started laughing before I finished reading. Still laughing actually.
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This isn't really a joke because the two gentlemen involved definitely seemed for real. As I was walking to the subway this AM (6am), I heard one gentleman say to another "I hope you are ready to lick my fat ass this morning!" Made me laugh/ vomit on the spot.
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an ex workmate just sent me this one…sooo true
The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just
off Deans Gate where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the
sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely
Good Looking.'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Good Looking and Help With Housework…'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor,
where the sign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor.. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the
Husband Store.PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives
store just across the street with the same rules.The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Haha, that one is great Lando!
