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    • goosehdG
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      @Anesthetist Laughing so hard I can barely catch my breath…🤣

      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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      • MattM
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        I mean the 🍐 could have just stayed and waited it out, right?

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        • SKTS
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          @Anesthetist I think there’s a lesson here about being nude, and walking around, and sitting down, but I’m not sure what it is 😂

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          • AnesthetistA
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            @Matt not long enough for that to happen. Pears do ripen in paper bags. Not too sure about rectums….

            I’ll see my way out now.

            IG: bluehandsslim

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            • steelworkerS
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              @EdH yikes!😧

              Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
              Well, I have others.

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              • steelworkerS
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                @Anesthetist they should man up and Own that floodlight! Yeah that's right, I jammed a giant light bulb up my ass and stuck my dick in a wall socket it was a enlightening experience last week it was a Minolta and telephoto lens. Sadly none of the photos came out thus the floodlight.

                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                Well, I have others.

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                • GilesG
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                  OK. I'm going to have to take the high ground here and move on to something a little more high-brow......

                  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5081549/

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • endoE
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                    I like your scientific perspective, G

                    si tacuisses

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                    • GilesG
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                      🙂

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • SeulS
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                        Thanks Giles. I've been meaning to post that baby bunnies are simply the cutest thing on this planet, after encountering many on my early walks this week, but was afraid someone'd have a story of a fella who stuffed a rabbit up 'is arse like some perverted magician...

                        Anyway: baby bunnies are the cutest thing on this planet.

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                        • neph93N
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                          @Seul said in Random Announcements:
                          I've was afraid someone'd have a story of a fella who stuffed a rabbit up 'is arse like some perverted magician

                          🙋‍♂️

                          “Some of those that work forces
                          Are the same that burn crosses”

                          • Virginia Woolf
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                          • NocturamaN
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                            “Ninty-six percent of the patients required extraction while one passed spontaneously.“
                            The object or the patient…? 🫢

                            #JustStopCrocs

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                            • goosehdG
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                              @steelworker said in Random Announcements:
                              …last week it was a Minolta and telephoto lens. Sadly none of the photos came out…that’s because you need to use a wide angle. 🙂

                              @Giles Interesting read and I raised an eyebrow on two things:

                              1. The dentures and I’m glad I read the entire study to understand that one.
                              2. The earliest recorded incident was the 16th century. Gotta be proud of our ancestors, but I bet it goes back a little further than that.

                              @neph93 @Seul Glad to see you two joined the party, but you know rabbits are passé, gerbils is where it’s at.

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • goosehdG
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                                Also, I want to see the look when some kid 100 years from now is doing a report on Japanese Denim and stumbles across these little nuggets of wisdom.

                                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                • EdHE
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                                  Ok, I've got one more, told to me by a junior undertaker sat beside me at the barbers once. Sounds like it should have made it into the Darwin Awards.

                                  So he was called out to collect a corpse. The undertakers get to the house, and the policeman attending says "you won't believe this one" as they go in. The guy had been upstairs and had managed to insert a long, cylindrical fish tank light up his todger, presumably for the purposes of self eroticism. He left it plugged into the mains electricity though, and managed to give himself an electric shock and cause the fuse box to trip. His wife had been sat downstairs watching TV when the power cut out, and went upstairs to find him with a wire coming out of his member, plugged into the wall, dead. He was still in this state when the undertakers got there.

                                  Take the dive...

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    @EdH said in Random Announcements:

                                    and went upstairs to find him with a wire coming out of his member, plugged into the wall, dead

                                    But he had a nice affro.....

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • goosehdG
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                                      @EdH I wonder if they played this at the funeral:

                                      "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                      • jerkulesJ
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                                        Really hoping this gif works…

                                        IMG_2016.gif

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                                        • GilesG
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                                          As @goosehd said yesterday - you owe me a keyboard......

                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • jerkulesJ
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                                            😄

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