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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      I smoked for 40 years.  The other day I had a full medical and was told I had the lungs of a 37 year old…..BOOM.  Paula reckons it was the worst news I could have had, because now she thinks I think I am invincible.......

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • Jordan23J
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        Aren't you?

        Enjoy ya addiction!

        AE

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        • Megatron1505M
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          @Giles , everyone who knows you thinks that you think you're invincible. True story  😃

          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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          • rocketR
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            nah…..  ::)

            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

            It's all humbug, like everywhere
            R.I.P. Geo

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            • organisysO
              organisys
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              @Akuma:

              Today I made it 24 hours without a cigarette for the first time in 10 years. Here's hoping for another 24 hours. Wish me luck

              I quit a few years back. Totally cold turkey. Buy some mints and gum, go constant on them for a week or two.
              The first week is hard, the second slightly less so… Then its much easier

              More money for IH gear and your new life with GF!

              Good luck.

              Pride of Japan :-)

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              • SeulS
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                My mate works as head of a private security firm in a prison for, well, crazies… They caught a guy fucking a chicken yesterday… They keep 'm around for therapeutic means... Guess the chicken will indeed need some fucking therapy...

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                • FinksterF
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                  ^

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                  • GraemeG
                    Graeme
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                    • ChrisC
                      Chris
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                      I've begun restoring two old sewing machines that I've had for a while out in the garage.  Yesterday, I looked up their serial numbers online to get information for parts. One was manufactured in 1904, the other in 1892.  Both still work just fine.  I love well made things.

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        Brilliant….

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • WinchyW
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                          We have @Sam/IH in the house….visiting us from North Carolina. The shopping has begun in earnest....

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                          • GilesG
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                            BOOM.

                            Proud Dad announcement.

                            The diving company that @Alex is now part owner of, has won the contract to provide dive 24x7 dive support to the dredging that needs to be undertaken for the arrival of our new 65,000 tonne aircraft carriers…..

                            Given that Portsmouth dockyards was a major target in WWII, that is likely to mean a shit load of unexploded ordinance to be identified and removed

                            http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/defence/fareham-firm-awarded-31m-for-portsmouth-aircraft-carrier-dredging-project-1-6823596

                            Now all we need is some planes to put on the feckers.....  😃 😃

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • Madame ButtonflyM
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                              What a great week so far:  @ROman (was Sam/IH) from North Carolina here yesterday, @Jett129 from New York here today, both lovely guys and we're so delighted and honoured that they made time during their respective visits to come down to Gosport!  Giles is currently at the pub with @Cutlasshound and on Saturday we're joining @GingerMagician for birthday celebration drinks in London.  And then great news from @Alex today.

                              Big smiles all round  😘

                              AKA Mrs G

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                              • J
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                                Truly felt like I had entered Denim Heaven today. Pictures to follow.–Jett

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                                • rocketR
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                                  congrats @Alex

                                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                  R.I.P. Geo

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                                  • GraemeG
                                    Graeme
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                                    Scientists might have found a ringworld orbiting a star 1500 light years away.

                                    OK, it's only a hypothesis, but it's far more interesting than a trail of comets being bumped into orbit around the star by a passing stellar object.

                                    So does @Giles or @Haraki-san hold the rights to sell Iron Heart to extra-terrestrials? 😉

                                    And congratulations to @Alex too. Try not to set off any unexploded ordnance whilst you're down there!

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                                    • GraemeG
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                                      And in other ground-breaking news, it's theorised that the Dutch and Belgians won independence from the Spanish because of beer!

                                      Swinnen suggested that the Low Countries (Holland and Belgium) won their independence from the Spanish because of beer. They financed their armies from beer tax, while the Spanish relied on tax on silver. The beer won.

                                      The last sentence could be @Seul's motto. 😉

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                                      • AlexA
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                                        Thank you, guys.

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          @Graeme:

                                          The last sentence could be @Seul's motto. 😉

                                          Might make that me signature… BEER WON!..

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                                          • SimonS
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                                            @Giles:

                                            BOOM.

                                            Proud Dad announcement.

                                            The diving company that @Alex is now part owner of, has won the contract to provide dive 24x7 dive support to the dredging that needs to be undertaken for the arrival of our new 65,000 tonne aircraft carriers…..

                                            Given that Portsmouth dockyards was a major target in WWII, that is likely to mean a shit load of unexploded ordinance to be identified and removed

                                            http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/defence/fareham-firm-awarded-31m-for-portsmouth-aircraft-carrier-dredging-project-1-6823596

                                            Now all we need is some planes to put on the feckers.....  😃 😃

                                            That's good news Giles, nice contract. I know the've been working on that one for a long while.

                                            Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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