Matt's New Mexico (Formerly Airstream) Adventure

[RoxRocks86]

@Matt:

There just so much crying and eye rolling with girls.  What the hell is that?

Brace yourself they’re just warming up  ::) 

[Snowy]

Matt, sounds like you need a day away - a daddy day? Is it possible to find some alone time for your sanity (and those of your family). I'm sure it's not as bad as I'm reading here, but seems like the confines are adding up a bit. You're a saint in my books, no way would I have made it past a week - literal trip of a lifetime and I know it's not all ups, but it's the journey not the end :).

[Matt]

@RoxRocks86 This is one of those things I’m abstractly aware of but refuse to consciously acknowledge.  That’s the Dad’s Way.

[Matt]

@Snowy I’m going to make it.  Once we get a real healthcare plan it’s all Lexapro and no looking back. 

[Giles]

@RoxRocks86:

Brace yourself they’re just warming up  ::) 

Post of the thread…..

[Matt]

I’ve laid a lot of groundwork for instilling in them the virtues of lesbianism and childlessness.  I also sneak in some stuff about the benefits of learning a trade over going to college.  It’s the long game for me.

[Giles]

What a wise father you are.

I'd have willingly given Alex roughly what it would have cost to put him through university as down payment on some sort of trade/business.

Luckily he saw the light and flunked Uni early….

[sabergirl]

I could’ve had a house bought with cash for the price of my college education, and it would’ve put me in much better stead for the future.

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[Giles]

Ex-fucking-xactly…..

I'm not a girl if no one had noticed, but if my parents had said to me, you can have a big fancy wedding or a nice small one and we'll bung you the delta in cash, they'd be missing limbs, such would have been my enthusiasm to shake on the deal....

[Aetas]

@Matt:

…  It’s the long game for me.

@Matt:

[Matt]

My father in law offered us $20k to not have a wedding. 

[Giles]

And?

[Matt]

And I’m told it was a lovely reception.  All I remember is the open bar.

[Matt]

Tonto National Forest this week…

[Matt]

[Snowy]

This thread is awesome. Rox's comments got a literally laugh from me over this way. Lovely cactus shots at sunset today .

[Matt]

Right now (8:22 am) they’re loudly yelling at each other that the other one needs to learn manners.  They’ve been doing this for 20 minutes.  Before that they were eating cereal.  That sounds mundane but the sound of the little one eating makes me want to kill myself.  Good morning everyone.

[Matt]

Katie just came into our room and asked me to open the jelly jar before she smashes it on someone’s head.  Day’s shaping up to be pretty special.  ???

[Matt]

Dry camping this week at Tonto.  No electric or water.  I actually don’t mind because we have to put away the Keurig and get out the French press…

[Matt]

Welcome to the voyage 277.  Really just shoving them in there now…