Random Rants

[Anesthetist]

Not sure why but they are definitely slipping quality wise. So sick of them not even bothering to put a package between my doors. So feckin  lazy.

[mclaincausey]

Very few businesses could survive with a pension plan being funded 70 years in advance. Maybe a drug cartel…

[tatmantall]

They have been piss poor for as long as I can remember, they just found a new excuse to throw the dart at for awhile … Yet it still drives underneath my skin from time to time.

[Seul]

@Seul:

Let's have a laugh!..

12-06-2014 09:18 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 08:27 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 07:59 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
12-06-2014 07:35 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Damage recorded - delivery to be scheduled
12-06-2014 07:01 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Delivery to be rescheduled
12-06-2014 05:12 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
11-06-2014 20:23 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
11-06-2014 04:39 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 19:46 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 12:03 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 11:34 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 07:50 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
10-06-2014 07:34 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Damage recorded - delivery to be scheduled
10-06-2014 06:10 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
06-06-2014 17:35 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Held in depot
06-06-2014 14:47 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Delivery attempted - premises closed
06-06-2014 06:31 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Loaded to vehicle for delivery
06-06-2014 06:09 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
06-06-2014 01:03 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country
05-06-2014 20:17 Delivery Agent - NETHERLANDS Forwarded for export

Now:

16-06-2014 07:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Loaded to vehicle for delivery
16-06-2014 06:04 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Received in destination country

I expect to read something like this any minute now:

16-06-2014 12:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Vehicle exploded, ISIS militants seen dancing on shattered parcels

[trail and arrow]

stranger than fiction

[Megatron1505]

I want to see a picture of the box, fucking idiots.

[tatmantall]

Holy crap. That's nuts

[Finn666]

@Seul:

…
I expect to read something like this any minute now:

16-06-2014 12:51 Delivery Agent - BELGIUM Vehicle exploded, ISIS militants seen dancing on shattered parcels

fucking hilarious!

[Graeme]

Given that @Seul is into pigs, porn and beer, I wouldn't be surprised if a crack squad of fanatics is en route to Belgium from the Middle East… :o

[Seul]

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

[Megatron1505]

Unbelievable, speaking as someone who has bought from Beers Of The World a few times I can guarantee you that is not how they were originally packaged. Fucking morons.

[Seul]

Gav: of course, I know that mate!.. Just look at how they re-packed it!!!

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

[mclaincausey]

Jiminy! That's a high level of fucktardery right there…

[4c]

@Seul:

They re-packed the bottles I guess. They did a very thorough job… How they didn't break all of the fucking bottles is beyond me... 

Maybe they should get one of these as a new delivery van?

[Snowy]

@Seul:

I believe the term I'm looking for rhymes with "bucking runts"…

snucking bunts?

[toddjcoley]

Why am I a welder?

[Cutlasshound]

Trying to get back to London from Glasgow airport. Flights delayed by six hours until 1:30am. The only train left is seven hours journey time and leaves at 11:50pm. Aaaarrrrrrrgggghhhh

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[tigerpac]

@toddjcoley:

Why am I a welder?

I can't believe the American Welding Society is based in Miami.  That's the least safe place I've ever lived… by far!

[JCMx800]

Yesterday i checked out some local cobblers to ask if they could change a blocked heel to a "cuban" heel. This time everyone was polite, but no one had the right machine. Looks like I have to sell my bounty hunters [emoji20] best fit, but walking feels weird…

[Seul]

I hate BBQs. Seriously: fuck summer, fuck BBQs. I've already been invited for two.

God-damn it