Random Rants

[Giles]

Mega, if it is any consolation, you are perfectly qualified to take over from the trainee shipping beatch….

[Megatron1505]

L, I have sent him my "re"measurements, done the Iron Heart way. Hopefully it will work out, if not back up for sale it goes.

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

[Chris]

I don't care how often you call it a chalice, Stella Artois- it's still just a glass.  A glass.  And your beer still tastes like mule sweat.  So take your awful commercials, your idiotic foam scraping knife and your hipster douchebags with their 3 day growth beards and moronic velvet jackets and just Go Away.  Now.

[Megatron1505]

Over here we call Stella "wife beater", for obvious reasons.

Refund issued 

[Seul]

They've given up on advertising here, actually… Says it all ey... 

[bagley920]

@Giles:

Mega, if it is any consolation, you are perfectly qualified to take over from the trainee shipping beatch….

G, I could do it for the right price

and no training required obviously haha

[bagley920]

@Megatron1505:

I am a massive idiot. I sold my IHSH-07 to Bagley920 as an XXL, just got it out to pack it up and realised it is in fact an XL. 

My sincere apologies to Bagley, I will of course send a full refund if it is unacceptable 

Once again, I am an idiot 

It's no biggie tron, just glad we caught it before it went across the pond

This will not stop me from thinking you are an awesome dude and a great seller. We all make mistakes.

[J-IV]

All these IH meetups happening in the coming months and none so in the WestCoast?!! :-
It's beautiful here!

[Giles]

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

[bagley920]

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

Time for an IH US location G!

[Giles]

We have three, they're called Self Edge…

[bagley920]

@Giles:

We have three, they're called Self Edge…

True that…but they don't have everything

[Finn666]

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

send me your holiday planning and i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya!

[bagley920]

and make sure you do inventory afterwards haha

[Seul]

I'll make sure to sit on the couch, watch The Wire, drink your beers, and re-do your walls with pics of piglets…

[Giles]

@Finn666:

i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya!

I'm assuming that is a fairly loose definition of "Guard"….

[Megatron1505]

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

Pay me in denim, I'll sleep in the stock room.

[Jordan23]

@Megatron1505:

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

Pay me in denim, I'll sleep in the stock room.

Haha, great idea!…unluckely not my idea.;)

[Giles]

When Lando stayed here in 2010, he slept in the stock room.

Well, in fact he didn't, because I don't think he slept at all…...

[Jordan23]

…and he wasn't paid in denim for that, was he?...otherwise i will spent my holidays there!:)