Random Rants

[Guest]

@Giles:

As per Nem…

"GROWING OLD IS INEVITABLE,,,,BUT GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL"

and i stand by it,,,dont give in to old age,,as long as you can walk straight and chew gum,and go to the bathroom unaided,,you are doin fine

[alcatraz]

I had 2.5yrs with a real stunner 17yrs younger.
Aaahhh happy days!

[Megatron1505]

I am a massive idiot. I sold my IHSH-07 to Bagley920 as an XXL, just got it out to pack it up and realised it is in fact an XL. 

My sincere apologies to Bagley, I will of course send a full refund if it is unacceptable 

Once again, I am an idiot 

[LandoCal126 0]

@Megatron1505:

I am a massive idiot. I sold my IHSH-07 to Bagley920 as an XXL, just got it out to pack it up and realised it is in fact an XL. 

My sincere apologies to Bagley, I will of course send a full refund if it is unacceptable 

Once again, I am an idiot 

Maybe send him some measurements. These have some room to work with. And Mega, I have done the same thing before.

[Giles]

Mega, if it is any consolation, you are perfectly qualified to take over from the trainee shipping beatch….

[Megatron1505]

L, I have sent him my "re"measurements, done the Iron Heart way. Hopefully it will work out, if not back up for sale it goes.

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

[Chris]

I don't care how often you call it a chalice, Stella Artois- it's still just a glass.  A glass.  And your beer still tastes like mule sweat.  So take your awful commercials, your idiotic foam scraping knife and your hipster douchebags with their 3 day growth beards and moronic velvet jackets and just Go Away.  Now.

[Megatron1505]

Over here we call Stella "wife beater", for obvious reasons.

Refund issued 

[Seul]

They've given up on advertising here, actually… Says it all ey... 

[bagley920]

@Giles:

Mega, if it is any consolation, you are perfectly qualified to take over from the trainee shipping beatch….

G, I could do it for the right price

and no training required obviously haha

[bagley920]

@Megatron1505:

I am a massive idiot. I sold my IHSH-07 to Bagley920 as an XXL, just got it out to pack it up and realised it is in fact an XL. 

My sincere apologies to Bagley, I will of course send a full refund if it is unacceptable 

Once again, I am an idiot 

It's no biggie tron, just glad we caught it before it went across the pond

This will not stop me from thinking you are an awesome dude and a great seller. We all make mistakes.

[J-IV]

All these IH meetups happening in the coming months and none so in the WestCoast?!! :-
It's beautiful here!

[Giles]

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

[bagley920]

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

Time for an IH US location G!

[Giles]

We have three, they're called Self Edge…

[bagley920]

@Giles:

We have three, they're called Self Edge…

True that…but they don't have everything

[Finn666]

@Giles:

@Megatron1505:

G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday 

Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

send me your holiday planning and i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya!

[bagley920]

and make sure you do inventory afterwards haha

[Seul]

I'll make sure to sit on the couch, watch The Wire, drink your beers, and re-do your walls with pics of piglets…

[Giles]

@Finn666:

i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya!

I'm assuming that is a fairly loose definition of "Guard"….