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    • endoE
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      For my german pals only, sorry. The great Bernhard-Viktor 'Vicco' Christoph-Carl von Bülow, or Loriot, was born tomorrow 100 years ago. No one but him could do a literary criticism on the timetable of the Bundesbahn and be entertaining af.

      si tacuisses

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      • J
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        Took this from Sundays with Mitch.

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        • MizmazzleM
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          ^one of a kind

          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          • dinobarnesberlinD
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            Could be 14oz— could be 18
            Still getting some fades
            😳

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            • MizmazzleM
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              Saw Marc Maron last night. He was great! Shook the man’s hand after the show.

              In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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              • J
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                @Mizmazzle Was he wearing anything from Ship John?

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                • MizmazzleM
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                  @Jett129 pretty sure he had on the green Patton shirt. After the show when I met him he had on some tweed jacket so couldn’t see his shirt up close.

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                  • J
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                    @Mizmazzle I bought my first ever Ship John shirt because I saw him wearing it on one of the late night talk shows,and it looked so good. It was the canvas waxed Townes,which I hardly wore and ended up selling.

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                    • endoE
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                      sad, but so true

                      si tacuisses

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                      • BrianB
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                        Probably already been posted however it’s Friday and i’m too lazy to look back 764 posts

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                        • endoE
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                          nice short documentary on the friendship of Bob Newhart and Don Rickles

                          si tacuisses

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            Man, Bob Newhart was so amazing. I just love his old skits. That reminds me, I should get some old vinyls of his. Would be fun to listen to.

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                            • J
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                              A Nun goes to the Mother Superior and says I have used horrible language today. She says tell me what happened. I was golfing and hit the ball it looked like it would travel 400 yards,but it hit a low hanging wire and fell to the ground. Is that when you swore asks the Mother Superior. NO,Because I squirrel came out picked up the ball in his mouth and ran off. Is that when you swore,No as an eagle swooped down grabbed the squirrel in it’s talons and flew away. For crying out loud is that when you swore? No The squirrel dropped the ball which bounced off a rock,over the sand trap onto the green and rolled 6 inches from the cup. The Mother Superior looks at her and says…You missed the Fucking putt didn’t you!

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                              • endoE
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                                si tacuisses

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                                • BrianB
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                                  • GilesG
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                                    Hahahahahah

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • endoE
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                                      si tacuisses

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                                      • endoE
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                                        si tacuisses

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                                        • MizmazzleM
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                                          Hahaha. Can’t think of a better place for this to ring true!!

                                          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                          • MizmazzleM
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                                            Gary Gulman is one of my absolute favorites. He’s coming to Denver soon. This set is incredible!!

                                            https://open.spotify.com/album/3AfgD90RlAp2EmnKj4Wn9r?si=EWNgCLKcRFi295G2NdMacQ

                                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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