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goosehd

Helicopter Ride

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd really like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

Giles

Ha…..

Jett129

@Seul Saw this and immediately thought of you. https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1382342018026893315?s=21

Seul

GINGER HAMILTON LADIES AND GENTS!..

Filthy2123ozjunkie

@popvulture the extended version of the Safety Dance was on the radio and it reminded me of this….

popvulture

@Filthy YES! I'm sayin, the golden era right there.

Filthy2123ozjunkie

I'm cracking up

popvulture

Man my fave were the characters — I remember occasionally they'd do like "announcing this season's new characters" and it'd be the most random shit. Always especially love the ones that were done by Brian McCann — Bullet Proof Legs Guy, Guy Who's Proud of His 2-Inch Penis. Alright I've gotta look em up…