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    • Megatron1505M
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      Bwahahahahahahahaha

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • GilesG
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        I thought you'd like that one…...

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • EastWestE
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          ^ 🙂
          Man walks into a bar (pub)….......ouch!!

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          • Megatron1505M
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            If it's inappropriate and likely to cause offence…...I'm there  😉

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • Megatron1505M
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              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • CutlasshoundC
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                I ain't got time to bleed.

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                • riffblaster generalR
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                  PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • madmondayM
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                      thought clever & made me chuckle, pretty sure it's quoted from Harold:

                      "I've often been asked: What do you do now that you're retired."

                      Harold answers:

                      "Well… I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

                      head high, middle finger higher

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                      • madmondayM
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                        Had someone email me about a best price on an item & as I thought the item was priced pretty fair as it is I increased the price by $25 for my best offer.

                        What? I thought it funny

                        head high, middle finger higher

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                          ^I'm sure the recipient was blown away but that confusing, but very kind logic ::).

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                          • GilesG
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                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • SeulS
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                              My kinda humour…

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                              • FinksterF
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                                • 4c4
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                                  What do you call someone who doesn't give or even have a feck?…  Feckless.

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                                  • BloodnThunderB
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                                    A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry.  He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots".  Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar.  The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.

                                    Bartender - "Geez!  Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."

                                    Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"

                                    Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad.  What have you got?"

                                    Guy - "About 5 cents"

                                    IG: Shadesofindig0

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                                        An old married couple are sitting around and the husband says "Can you think of something that would make me happy and sad at the same time?" The wife thinks for a second and says "Yeah, Your brothers dick is smaller than yours"

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                                          • steelworkerS
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                                            A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, walk in to a bar. The bartender looks up and says,"What is this, a joke?"

                                            Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                            Well, I have others.

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