That's Jokes

[Giles]

America are sending out a crack unit to help find the kidnapped school girls in Nigeria.  Britain are sending Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris, Max Clifford and Dave Lee Travis

[Megatron1505]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Giles]

I thought you'd like that one…...

[EastWest]

^
Man walks into a bar (pub)….......ouch!!

[Megatron1505]

If it's inappropriate and likely to cause offence…...I'm there 

[Megatron1505]

[Cutlasshound]

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[riffblaster general]

[Giles]

[madmonday]

thought clever & made me chuckle, pretty sure it's quoted from Harold:

"I've often been asked: What do you do now that you're retired."

Harold answers:

"Well… I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whiskey into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

[madmonday]

Had someone email me about a best price on an item & as I thought the item was priced pretty fair as it is I increased the price by $25 for my best offer.

What? I thought it funny

[Snowy]

^I'm sure the recipient was blown away but that confusing, but very kind logic ::).

[Giles]

[Seul]

My kinda humour…

[Finkster]

[4c]

What do you call someone who doesn't give or even have a feck?…  Feckless.

[BloodnThunder]

A guy walks into a bar looking frantic and in a hurry.  He says, "bartender, quick, pour me 5 shots".  Bartender grabs a bottle and pours out 5 shots side-by-side on the bar.  The guy quickly starts pounding the shots.

Bartender - "Geez!  Slow down buddy they're not going anywhere."

Guy - "You'd be in a hurry too if you had what I've got!"

Bartender - "Sounds pretty bad.  What have you got?"

Guy - "About 5 cents"

[Dion]

[Jett129]

An old married couple are sitting around and the husband says "Can you think of something that would make me happy and sad at the same time?" The wife thinks for a second and says "Yeah, Your brothers dick is smaller than yours"

[Dion]