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    • endoE
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      Oops! @Giles but people who live in glass houses ... 🤭

      si tacuisses

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      • GilesG
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        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • endoE
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          😁 perfect response 👏

          si tacuisses

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          • BridgerB
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            @Giles said in That's Jokes:

            https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/crre8g5e45jo

            It is so advanced, the bot had just come from slamming vodka shots at the pub and was stumbling home.

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            • GilesG
              Giles
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              hahahahahahaha

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                @endo Love/really appreciated the link to that article,as I’ve been dealing with some Positional Vertigo,and I had gotten up to go to the bathroom and while I thought I was walking straight I was kind of veering to the left where a staircase is. Fortunately I realized this and course corrected, but it made me think about people falling,randomly, down stairs and being seriously injured.

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                • scooterS
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                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                  • MattM
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                    • BridgerB
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                      Legends, both

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                      • MizmazzleM
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                        Happy Early Thanksgiving Everyone....hilarious, i think!

                        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                          @Mizmazzle That’s great,what a cast. I love Maya Rudolph.

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                            She’s really good!

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                            • scooterS
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                              What did the sign on the out of business brothel say ?

                              Beat it. We're closed !

                              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                              • BridgerB
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                                That was also when Michael Jackson wrote the song.

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                                • BridgerB
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                                  @Giles said in That's Jokes:

                                  https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/crre8g5e45jo

                                  And here is China's attempt.

                                  Time to watch Robocop, Murderbot or The Terminator again...

                                  [Not so much of a joke post - but fun to watch the Russian clip again]

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                                  • MattM
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                                    I’m rewatching John Mullaney at Radio City and I can’t stop noticing him licking his gums cuz he so high on coke.

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                                          Really great ten minute set! Also,I 've been to three Don't Tell Comedy shows,and they're a lot of fun,if you ever get the opportunity.

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                                          • MattM
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                                            @Jett129 that was a good one, thanks.

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