That's Jokes
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A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
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i'm too low brow to get it
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"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.
'Everybody laugh.'
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A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
anti-joke lol
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A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
anti-joke lol
Non-sequitur humor FTW.
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"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.
'Everybody laugh.'
Now I want to watch The Watchmen.
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yeah, i remember that. one of the stand out moments of the movie, besides women in spandex
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yeah i did & loved it.
i have an original set of them in my storage. will look for them when i get a moment. it was much more fullfilling reading it, but things usually are when they are spread out over a year or so in a series of books that you can deconstruct in your young impressionable mind
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think i'm going to go try to dig them out tonight if i get a moment
Non-sequitur humor FTW.
gk,
For Two Wheels -
think i'm going to go try to dig them out tonight if i get a moment
Non-sequitur humor FTW.
gk,
For Two WheelsHa. Clever. I'll add that to my repertoire of cripple-related humor.
Edit: Although it should be FFW. For Four Wheels. Been a long day.
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you read the graphic novel M?
a-ha, need to track down #3 & #4, got the first 2 & flexi disc but never got the next two for some reason or another….J Muth wasn't it?
I think we should get a Comics thread up and running, yes? -
One of my last emails from Geo…..
_This is my current fav - dunno if its too rude for forum so you're the test subject:
Walking in London and it started pouring down with rain, there was nowhere open except some sex shop so thought "what the hell?"
So in I went but had to pay £50!
Inside i was was confronted by three doors reading blonde, brunette or black!
I chose brunette, only to see 3 more doors reading small tits, medium tits or big tits!
I chose big tits, only to see 3 more doors! They read small fanny, large fanny or wet fanny!
I chose wet fanny and found myself back outside in the feckin rain!!_
