That's Jokes

[jacoavlu]

[rocket]

[babyknight]

LOL…...........

[Seul]

@Geo:

Seul said he bought a pair of Meatloaf boxer shorts the other day

Apparently there's a print on the front that says 'I will do anything for love'

. . . and a print on the back saying 'but I won't do that' . . .

Geo had his customised: on the back his reads "Cheeky"…

[Giles]

Oh, I thought it said "One Way Street"

[Seul]

" Haggis: 5' "

[Geo]

Well you can say what you want, but I'm certainly not going to try taking the piss out of your pants . . .

[alcatraz]

I've just seen a poor old lady trip over on the pavement.

Well I assume she is poor - she only had 40p in her purse!

When I was kid all the other kids would cover me in cream and strawberries then stab me with forks.

Life was tough in the gateau!

[Seul]

Play on French words, only one thing can make it worse:

Toilethumour!..

[GimpKid]

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

[elclintor]

Hahaha love it!

[madmonday]

i'm too low brow to get it 

[hectic]

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.

'Everybody laugh.'

[hectic]

@GimpKid:

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

anti-joke lol

[GimpKid]

@hectic:

@GimpKid:

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

anti-joke lol

Non-sequitur humor FTW.

[GimpKid]

@hectic:

"Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.

'Everybody laugh.'

Now I want to watch The Watchmen.

[madmonday]

yeah, i remember that.  one of the stand out moments of the movie, besides women in spandex 

[hectic]

you read the graphic novel M?

[madmonday]

yeah i did & loved it.

i have an original set of them in my storage.  will look for them when i get a moment.  it was much more fullfilling reading it, but things usually are when they are spread out over a year or so in a series of books that you can deconstruct in your young impressionable mind 

[hectic]

yeah me too. Blew my tiny addled mind.