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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      Oh, I thought it said "One Way Street"

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        " Haggis: 5' "

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        • GeoG
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          Well you can say what you want, but I'm certainly not going to try taking the piss out of your pants . . .

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • alcatrazA
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            I've just seen a poor old lady trip over on the pavement.

            Well I assume she is poor - she only had 40p in her purse!

            When I was kid all the other kids would cover me in cream and strawberries then stab me with forks.

            Life was tough in the gateau!

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            • SeulS
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              Play on French words, only one thing can make it worse:

              Toilethumour!..

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              • GimpKidG
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                A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

                A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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                • elclintorE
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                  Hahaha love it!

                  Geo

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                  • madmondayM
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                    i'm too low brow to get it  😢

                    head high, middle finger higher

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                    • hecticH
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                      "Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

                      Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

                      Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.

                      'Everybody laugh.'

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                      • hecticH
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                        @GimpKid:

                        A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

                        A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

                        anti-joke lol

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                        • GimpKidG
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                          @hectic:

                          @GimpKid:

                          A friend of mine posted this on Facebook today. It's pretty messed up and hilarious at the same time.

                          A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

                          anti-joke lol

                          Non-sequitur humor FTW.

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                          • GimpKidG
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                            @hectic:

                            "Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

                            Doctor says 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.'

                            Man bursts into tears. Says 'But, doctor…I am Pagliacci.

                            'Everybody laugh.'

                            Now I want to watch The Watchmen.

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                            • madmondayM
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                              yeah, i remember that.  one of the stand out moments of the movie, besides women in spandex  🙂

                              head high, middle finger higher

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                              • hecticH
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                                you read the graphic novel M?

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                                • madmondayM
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                                  yeah i did & loved it.

                                  i have an original set of them in my storage.  will look for them when i get a moment.  it was much more fullfilling reading it, but things usually are when they are spread out over a year or so in a series of books that you can deconstruct in your young impressionable mind  😃

                                  head high, middle finger higher

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                                  • hecticH
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                                    yeah me too. Blew my tiny addled mind.

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                                    • madmondayM
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                                      think i'm going to go try to dig them out tonight if i get a moment

                                      @GimpKid:

                                      Non-sequitur humor FTW.

                                      gk,
                                      For Two Wheels  🙂

                                      head high, middle finger higher

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                                      • GimpKidG
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                                        @madmonday:

                                        think i'm going to go try to dig them out tonight if i get a moment

                                        @GimpKid:

                                        Non-sequitur humor FTW.

                                        gk,
                                        For Two Wheels  🙂

                                        Ha. Clever. I'll add that to my repertoire of cripple-related humor.

                                        Edit: Although it should be FFW. For Four Wheels. Been a long day.

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                                        • alcatrazA
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                                          I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger"

                                          You may think that's very cool - but she doesn't like it!

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