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    flannel slut
    Raw and Unwashed
    Joined: 21 Feb 2022

    My wife recently sat me down and let me know how important Valentine’s Day is for her…

    I can not wait to see what she has in store for us this year.

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      Jett129
      見習いボス
      Joined: 17 Aug 2011

      Wife yells down to her husband…Hey do you have a sharp pain in your heart like someone is stabbing your voodoo doll. No he says…To which she responds…How about now?

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        T4920
        見習いボス
        Joined: 27 Apr 2022

        Dodgiest name for a boat; The Implication.

        iykyn

        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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          Giles
          IHUK Crew
          Joined: 22 Sept 2009

          Had to Google it because IDNK.....

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            T4920
            見習いボス
            Joined: 27 Apr 2022

            @giles The whole premise of the show is that the characters are the worst human beings imaginable, so please excuse the questionable humour... 😂

            “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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              Giles
              IHUK Crew
              Joined: 22 Sept 2009

              Yeah, that is the clip I watched. I've been meaning to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ever since seeing Rob McElhenney in Welcome to Wrexham....back to the top of my list - Thanks

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                T4920
                見習いボス
                @Giles
                Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                @Giles it doesn't miss. Definitely the most consistently funny show on TV, and apparently it's the longest running live action comedy show of all time!

                Danny Devito is an absolute gem in it.

                “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                  scooter
                  啓蒙家
                  Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                  Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                    Giles
                    IHUK Crew
                    @T4920
                    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

                    @T4920 A season and a half in and it is brilliant - Thank you.....

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      T4920
                      見習いボス
                      @Giles
                      Joined: 27 Apr 2022

                      @Giles that's quite the TV binge! Well played 👏

                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                        Jett129
                        見習いボス
                        @scooter
                        Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                        @scooter I have a friend who’s son works at SNL and he said that Chappell refuses to rehearse the entire opening monologue,but does a few snippets and gives them a general idea as to how long it will last. He originally estimated about 10-12 minutes,but because he went close to 17 minutes,2 other skits had to be cut for time. While I enjoyed it and thought it was brilliant,word on the street is that some of the cast members were pretty upset.

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                          IrishHeart
                          Haraki san Expert
                          Joined: 1 Mar 2023

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                            Matt
                            見習いボス
                            Joined: 4 Oct 2011

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                              scooter
                              啓蒙家
                              Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                              Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                scooter
                                啓蒙家
                                Joined: 26 Dec 2015

                                Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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                                  Bridger
                                  Raw and Unwashed
                                  Joined: 3 Mar 2021

                                  I went to the zoo on the weekend. All they had was one dog.

                                  It was a shitzu.

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                                    Jett129
                                    見習いボス
                                    Joined: 17 Aug 2011

                                    I’m about half way through the Liza Treyger special on Netflix. Haven’t been this impressed by someone,since the first time I saw Anthony Jeselnik. I couldn’t find a trailer for the special. But there has to be some way someone can get Haraki to see the short sleeve biker jacket she is wearing.

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                                      Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot
                                      The Unwoven
                                      Joined: 11 Feb 2023
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                                        IH-GARY
                                        Haraki san Student
                                        Joined: 3 Jan 2017

                                        One for the Trekkies!

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                                        My contribution, to urban blues…

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                                          Matt
                                          見習いボス
                                          Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                                          Oh my!

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