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    • J
      jdl1279
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      Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

      No, but I have been married a while…

      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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      • J
        jdl1279
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        @Seul:

        Stagediving?..

        Can honestly say I have never..

        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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        • ArabitA
          Arabit
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          You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

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          • derivative666D
            derivative666
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            A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

            "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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            • DougNgD
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              @derivative666:

              A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

              It was Zangief in drag

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • J
                jdl1279
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                With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

                Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                • J
                  jdl1279
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                  How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                  • DougNgD
                    DougNg
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                    Guillotine test dummy

                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                    • J
                      jdl1279
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                      @DougNg:

                      Guillotine test dummy

                      I got paid for the full day, no worries

                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                      • derivative666D
                        derivative666
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                        Stunt man?

                        "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                        • J
                          jdl1279
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                          No, not enough punishment for the pay.

                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                          • derivative666D
                            derivative666
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                            Getting Frustrated I give up

                            "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                            • mclaincauseyM
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                              Shunt?

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • J
                                jdl1279
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                                Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                  @jdl1279:

                                  Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                  Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                  Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                  You are Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner and I claim my $10.

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    jdl1279
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                                    I don't think IH makes Freakzilla cut.

                                    Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                    • J
                                      jdl1279
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                                      http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=987.msg321348#msg321348

                                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        Rodeo ey… Now it all comes together...

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                                        • J
                                          jdl1279
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                                          Rode bulls and a few bucking horses semi pro from 1998-2004. I had my fist neck surgery in 2006 after the accumulation of damage to my spine finally caused the disc rupture, though I had been dealing with symptoms off and on since 2003. Still have a bunch of other spinal issues, but this one has been the only to require surgery thus far, hence the scars.

                                          Someone else's turn now, stump me, give shitty clues, have fun with the group…

                                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                          • AetasA
                                            Aetas
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                                            When were you last in Madrid, Spain? 2010?

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