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    • derivative666D
      derivative666
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      Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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      • J
        jdl1279
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        @DougNg:

        Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

        Boom

        Done

        Gimme a cookie

        No but I threw my back out once….

        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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        • SeulS
          Seul
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          Stagediving?..

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          • J
            jdl1279
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            @derivative666:

            Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

            No, but I have been married a while…

            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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            • J
              jdl1279
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              @Seul:

              Stagediving?..

              Can honestly say I have never..

              Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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              • ArabitA
                Arabit
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                You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

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                • derivative666D
                  derivative666
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                  A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                  • DougNgD
                    DougNg
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                    @derivative666:

                    A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                    It was Zangief in drag

                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                    • J
                      jdl1279
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                      With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                      • J
                        jdl1279
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                        How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

                        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                        • DougNgD
                          DougNg
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                          Guillotine test dummy

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • J
                            jdl1279
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                            @DougNg:

                            Guillotine test dummy

                            I got paid for the full day, no worries

                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                            • derivative666D
                              derivative666
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                              Stunt man?

                              "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                              • J
                                jdl1279
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                                No, not enough punishment for the pay.

                                Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                • derivative666D
                                  derivative666
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                                  Getting Frustrated I give up

                                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                  • mclaincauseyM
                                    mclaincausey
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                                    Shunt?

                                    Think it, be it.

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                                    • J
                                      jdl1279
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                                      Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                      Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                      Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                      • Megatron1505M
                                        Megatron1505
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                                        @jdl1279:

                                        Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                        Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                        Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                        You are Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner and I claim my $10.

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • J
                                          jdl1279
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                                          I don't think IH makes Freakzilla cut.

                                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                          • J
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                                            http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=987.msg321348#msg321348

                                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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