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    • DougNgD
      DougNg
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      Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

      Boom

      Done

      Gimme a cookie

      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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      • J
        jdl1279
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        No and no. My recent comments about teenage rebellion are a good place to look for clues.

        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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        • derivative666D
          derivative666
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          Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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          • J
            jdl1279
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            @DougNg:

            Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

            Boom

            Done

            Gimme a cookie

            No but I threw my back out once….

            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              Stagediving?..

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              • J
                jdl1279
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                @derivative666:

                Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

                No, but I have been married a while…

                Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                • J
                  jdl1279
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                  @Seul:

                  Stagediving?..

                  Can honestly say I have never..

                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                  • ArabitA
                    Arabit
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                    You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

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                    • derivative666D
                      derivative666
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                      A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                      • DougNgD
                        DougNg
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                        @derivative666:

                        A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                        It was Zangief in drag

                        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                        • J
                          jdl1279
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                          With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                          • J
                            jdl1279
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                            How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                            • DougNgD
                              DougNg
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                              Guillotine test dummy

                              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                              • J
                                jdl1279
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                                @DougNg:

                                Guillotine test dummy

                                I got paid for the full day, no worries

                                Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                • derivative666D
                                  derivative666
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                                  Stunt man?

                                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                  • J
                                    jdl1279
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                                    No, not enough punishment for the pay.

                                    Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                    • derivative666D
                                      derivative666
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                                      Getting Frustrated I give up

                                      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                      • mclaincauseyM
                                        mclaincausey
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                                        Shunt?

                                        Think it, be it.

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                                        • J
                                          jdl1279
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                                          Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                          Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                          Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                          • Megatron1505M
                                            Megatron1505
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                                            @jdl1279:

                                            Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                            Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                            Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                            You are Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner and I claim my $10.

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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