Random conversations

[Matt]

Here’s a snippet of a conversation between Katie and me while walking the dog earlier…

Me: I’d really like to dress more like Magnum PI in the summer but it’s occurred to me that contemporary gay men dress that way.
Katie: Yeah, that’s a real problem for you.
Me: I know. I’m just too straight to be gay.
Katie. And you’re too gay to be straight.
Me: I walk a thin pink line.

[NorvilleRogers]

Im not sure where to post this, or indeed if anyone is remotely interested, but I get a special kick out of taking something awful, and turning it into something slightly less awful.
Here’s what a cheap N3b, a tub of dylon and some marker pens can do…
before:

after:

I should probably get out more.

[Mizmazzle]

@NorvilleRogers that looks way less worse!!

[NorvilleRogers]

thanks @Mizmazzle …I calculate it as at least 50 percent increased unbadness.

[Mister_Brue]

@NorvilleRogers Where does that leave us on the ‘good’ scale, if anywhere?

[Mizmazzle]

@NorvilleRogers for something that was so not good this is so much gooder than it was.

[Oaktavia]

Haha ooookay yup it's gooder than badder.

[NorvilleRogers]

@Mister_Brue … on the ‘good’ scale Id put it somewhere between reduced mediocrity and average plus. But that’s using Imperial. Don’t ask me in Metric…Im old school

[Mizmazzle]

Haha

[Mister_Brue]

@NorvilleRogers Me too…