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    • endoE
      endo
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      @DeeDee85 said in Parenting:

      farts directly into my face

      don't worry, they still do that with 18 years

      si tacuisses

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      • BrianB
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        1 child household here also, the wife when the boy turned 2 was trying to convince that another 1 would be a good idea, I was 37 when we had Jacob and there was no way on earth another one was going to happen, he turns 8 this year and for the life of me I have no idea where those years have gone

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        • DeeDee85D
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          @Brian We were a very similar age when we became fathers then, my wife and I were both 35 when she dropped pregnant. We did mention having another briefly then a couple of years past, we are now 38 and it seems as if we’ve left it too late. No regrets though 😂 we do actually have a 3 child household, my wife has too boys in their early teens from her previous relationship

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          • GraemeEG
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            Technology has officially gone too far

            My oldest (10) was taking pictures with her tablet of things around the house and using smart search to see what things cost online and discussing her findings with my wife

            Eventually she decided to take a picture of me.

            Withered Fig listing for the 292 pulls up.....(technically I was wearing 177 but still too close for comfort)

            I consider these the first shots fired in the war between humans and robots

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            • popvultureP
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              Dang I think my wardrobe needs a VPN

              WTB
              IHSH-IHG-BLK XXL
              Sugar Cane Coke Stripe SS L charcoal

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              • MattM
                Matt
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                Well, I guess now it’s time to start worrying gang. The jig may be up.

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                • GraemeEG
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                  May god have mercy on our souls

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                  • ?
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                    It’s password time for all your IH belongings.. my kids are still in that age where they call there black boots ‘wesco’s like daddy’ but shit seems to get worse. And a picture.. ok.. but discussing with the spouse.. ouch you must feel betrayed 🥹

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                    • T4920T
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                      @GraemeE that's hilarious and terrifying at the same time... Everything is bought second hand... That's the story, and I'm sticking to it!

                      “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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                      • BrandreaB
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                        At a different stage here … our daughter turned 19 yesterday. Here in Canada, it’s a big deal … legal drinking age.

                        Where did the time go! We are so proud of her, and can’t wait to see what the future holds.

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                        • scarfmaceS
                          scarfmace
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                          oh to be 19 again 🙂

                          "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                          • endoE
                            endo
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                            absolutely, but with my 50+ soul please

                            si tacuisses

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                            • goosehdG
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                              @endo ...and experience not to do all of the stupid stuff we did when we were 19 🙂

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • endoE
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                                not all of it @goosehd but a lot of it was fun 😁

                                si tacuisses

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                                • BrandreaB
                                  Brandrea
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                                  Well one thing about 19 vs. 56 for me … I still wear the same size denim lol

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                                  • DeeDee85D
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                                    @Brandrea now that is something to be proud of! I wish I could say the same for myself… 😳

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                                    • GraemeEG
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                                      We had an unexpected law enforcement visitor at our door this afternoon.
                                      When the weather is decent one of the favorite activities of our 4 year olds is to spend as much time as possible sans clothing in our mostly secluded garden area digging in the dirt and doing various other feral activities.

                                      The fed ex driver who dropped a package off decided this was worthy of calling the police

                                      Thankfully the officer was a parent and well familiar with what kids do but still had to make a visit since a report was filed

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                                      • ?
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                                        When is it a no go when kids are being kids.. crazy that the guy came at your door..

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                                        • MattM
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                                          He was just making sure it wasn’t a Jeffrey Dahmer situation.

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                                          • EdHE
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                                            When you catch a nasty stomach flu from your child and all her little rugrat mates at nursery, and accidentally hit the weight loss goal you’ve been struggling to get to for years. 😅

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                                            Take the dive...

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