Parenting

[GraemeE]

@Matt said in Parenting:

Obviously a person with 4 kids like children

Your assuming a lot with that statement

I love them all but I "like" 25-50% of them depending on the day (it rotates as to which child has had the most meltdowns or elbowed me in the crotch that day)

[GraemeE]

What the fuck does the man with the big yellow hat do for work?

Somehow he can afford a large apartment in the city AND a house in the country that he and George can go to every weekend

[GoodtimeJohnny]

@GraemeE He works from home.
New york realestate was cheap in the 70's, and he had a diverse portfolio

[goosehd]

@GoodtimeJohnny

[Oaktavia]

Collaborative are between my son (9 months) and I. He painted the blue, turquoise and white with his feet. I came in with paint markers afterwards.

I want to make more tokens like this while he is still so little. I think that later in life we will love that we did this. Definitely making more, just need to go to the hardware store.

[Giles]

Fantastic......

[Oaktavia]

@Giles thanks man

[GraemeE]

The twins were driving me nuts on Sunday.
We came to an agreement that i would make them as much mud as they wanted for "pies" if they agreed to let me hose them off afterward -

90 argument free minutes

[Aetas]

Tell us about their reaction, when they realized you have a 2,5″ NST/NH fire hydrant adapter and a matching hose …

Just kidding. Can vividly remember twins solidarity whilst argumentation.

[Matt]

First job at the Aquarium…

[goosehd]

@Matt bravo!!!

[endo]

And the father comes along and watches? How incredibly embarrassing!

[Giles]

The father comes along and takes photos.....

[goosehd]

I have a feeling she would have no issues contacting security on the belligerent patron

[goosehd]

Please tell me she’s working during the Baltimore party…I think an organized trip to the aquarium is needed.

[Brian]

Today my 9 year old taught me about how you can set up double and triple tap functions on the back of an iPhone, made feel like a dinosaur the little shit

[Matt]

@goosehd said in Parenting:

Please tell me she’s working during the Baltimore party…I think an organized trip to the aquarium is needed.

Tomorrow’s her last day.

[Giles]

That lasted......

[Oaktavia]

The aquarium in Bmore is actually pretty awesome too, I would have loved that job when I was young.

[Matt]

It’s a summer work program through her school. Aquarium jobs are very difficult to get.