Random Rants

[Giles]

I'm big anti air con. The amount of hot air being pumped out into the world, fuck me, must be one of the largest contributors to global warning.

Exaggeration alert. I am prone to exaggeration and claims based on.....well no base. It is how I think, so how I talk, and how I write, so I do not need a load of data and arguments proving I am talking bullshit, I know I maybe, but the general point is still valid. (I say this mainly for Americans, (Generalisation alert) who struggle to understand a lot of what I say, and take everything at face value. Oh, Germans too).....

[goosehd]

@Giles fuck you…what about us Canadians…we don’t count. Sorry about that eh…like I didn’t mean to berate you there! Really sorry, I mean really sorry to tell you to fuck off…that’s not in our nature.

[Giles]

Canamericans......

[goosehd]

Us Canadian’s will spend exorbitant amounts of money in the middle of winter to get away from -30c temps to travel somewhere that is 30c. Then in the summer spend every breathing moment complaining about the exact same 30c weather that we just travelled to months before.

But as I have often said a bitchin’ sailor is a happy sailor. When you don’t hear anything from them is when you have to worry…meaning a mutiny is bound to happen….

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd said in Random Rants:

@Giles fuck you…what about aboot us Canadians…we don’t count. Sorry about that eh…like I didn’t mean to berate you there! Really sorry, I mean really sorry to tell you to fuck off…that’s not in our nature.

Fixed it for you

[Tago Mago]

@Giles not sure if you’re being serious there, please explain in simple terms. Danke

[Giles]

There is one particular German I know, who will ask me the same question, with the added bonus of a confused look on his face, whenever I make a joke, sweeping statement or massive exaggeration.

"Is that a joke?"

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago I didn’t know you spoke Canadian. Well done!!

[Giles]

Can I join in?

I was oot and aboot today....

[goosehd]

@Giles you’re accepted.

[Giles]

Honorary Moosedom....

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Giles HAHA I usually operate under the assumption that this is the case for everyone (regarding exaggeration alert)... minus the self-awareness.

[Matt]

Who let grampa out of his cage?

[Jord]

@Giles said in Random Rants:

Can I join in?

I was oot and aboot today....

This could pass as Scottish too

[goosehd]

@Matt you looking for someone to turn you across their knee and give you a spanking…

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd careful, he may just start calling you daddy

[tody]

@Jord you really trying to make him wear a kilt, aren't you

[Jord]

@tody

Just planting the seed for the 21oz selvedge kilt...