Parenting

[goosehd]

@GraemeE Ouch…for years we used to ask our oldest if anyone was sick at school. Answer always was a no even though she and eventually us were sick most of the time.

One day when she came home sick, we asked the usual with the same answer as always. Then we asked if anyone was coughing, sneezing, etc…she answered yes.

Then we asked her what she thought sick meant…you know when someone vomits in class…

Hope you guys get well soon!!

[roydub87]

I had no idea this existed! I’m a parenting counselor and I’m super happy to learn from all you amazing parents out there. Read through the thread this am and you guys are making better humans than IH makes products and that’s saying ALOT

[GraemeE]

Smallest E turns 2 today

This is the face of a guy who deleted an astonishing amount of ribeye during his birthday dinner but is still dedicated enough to go for dessert

[StarsSuck]

@GraemeE oh boy! This is when they start getting fun my friend! 2 through 12 is an awesome decade.

[GraemeE]

@StarsSuck he is our first and only boy so im guessing we are in for a lot of "firsts" over those years

[StarsSuck]

@GraemeE hah for sure. Some you plan for, some you can't.

[GraemeE]

Our oldest daughter (12) rocked the open mic at our neighborhood brew pub tonight

[Matt]

That’s awesome.

[EdH]

I had to explain grammar to a three year old the other day. Little Miss H thought that "wink" conjugates like "drink", so if "drink" = "drank" in the past tense, then "wink" = ....

On the one hand, I like that she seems to be trying to apply some sort of logic to why she can't just add "-ed" to the end of a verb to get to the past tense in every case and making connections between words that sound the same. Sadly, English is a bonkers language where there are more exceptions to grammatical rules than actual rules. Sometimes, that can get one in trouble.

[Tago Mago]

@EdH hahahahaha

[Oaktavia]

@EdH LOL

[goosehd]

@EdH then throw in pronunciation and regional dialect. Two people speaking the same language and no one knows what the hell either are saying.

[goosehd]

Exhibit A:

[EdH]

Exhibit B:

[Tago Mago]

Exhibit C:

[goosehd]

@EdH I need subtitles…

[IrishHeart]

He’s a retired news reader

[Matt]

We watched the 2nd season of Deadloch and the Aussie accents required some subtitles at times.

[Brian]

No way does an Aussie accent need subtitles
You just need to add a o to the end of each word
Dave o
Arv o
Servo
Bottleo
Of and then there’s sick cunt which basically means mate

[goosehd]

Dad fuck up of the morning...yesterday Laura let me know that our youngest started wearing deodorant to school. Me being clueless, made a comment this morning asking if she was wearing deodorant and then said good when she replied yes...30 minutes of tears ensued as she's conscious of smelling in class. Spent those 30 minutes trying to ensure her that she didn't smell and that it was all a joke about how she's just growing up and dad's are generally clueless.

Just an fyi for the next dad in line...