Random Rants

[WhiskeySandwich]

@endo i was just sharing an awkward moment in the random rants thread. lol As creep as it was, i did get a compliment out of it. If you're wondering (I know you're not lol) the boots in question were my Briar Red Wing Moc Toes I recently experimented with doing a soak on. They turned out pretty nice.

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich ...having another guy pee on them in the bathroom??

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd LMAO, that might take some of the red hue out of the briar oil slick, maybe worth a try.

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich I'm glad you laughed...I just saw the soak on part and lost it. Couldn't let that one go.

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd i work with some weirdos but that would cross the line.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd the people @WhiskeySandwich works with don't care if they let one go either

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Tago-Mago lol true...you must be referring to the 'workplace conduct' issue i mentioned previously....

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich ...I forgot about that one...do you mind farting in the office a little less?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd its completely natural, except its disruptive and inhibits collaborative processes. lol

[mclaincausey]

Rant is an exaggeration but today was the most difficult snow clearance situation I’ve had. An unholy confluence of a lot of square footage to clear, two sets of weekend guests, and heavy snow without enough room to clear it. At least it will be 65° this weekend to melt it.

[goosehd]

@mclaincausey as previously mentioned, fuck that furry prognosticator…

Good luck!

[mclaincausey]

@goosehd thanks. For the past two winters, on the front range just add 5” to the forecast

[Jett129]

@goosehd said in Random Rants:

@mclaincausey as previously mentioned, fuck that furry prognosticator…

Good luck!

[Walery Smirnoff]

Winter and cold are in second place for me in terms of swear words fucking. Someone was born in Los Angeles, on the Cote d'Azur of France, and I was born in the damn Kalmyk steppes, bitch

[Matt]

Finally caught a porch pirate. Between me and Ava I think he saw the error of his ways. He quite possibly wet himself.

[SKT]

@Matt had to feel good…thieves are the worst. An aggressive Ava would scare me shitless

[goosehd]

@Matt Did you bring out the gimp or did you go medieval?

[Matt]

I definitely showed a side of myself that Caroline doesn’t get to see too often. We were walking the dog together in the park across the street when I spotted him and I just told her to wait there for a minute while I descended upon him.

[Matt]

Honestly, the best part of this is as seeing how in tune with me Ava is. She definitely has my back. As soon as I started yelling at the dude she went into attack mode. We must have looked pretty menacing.

[ROman]

@Matt And Ava probably remembers how you had her back, when you saved her and you were attacked in New Mexico.......