Random Rants

[WhiskeySandwich]

So I was just in the bathroom and dude in the next stall goes: "I like you're boots." I say: "uh, thanks." He goes: "You in here this time every day?" I reply: "Nope." He say: "I'm dying over here, man." I respond: "Hmm." and prepared my exit. lol

I'm not much for rando bathroom conversations.

[endo]

let me summarize, we're a bunch of guys connected by our interest in clothes, talking about how to keep them nice and tidy, and then there're threads on cooking and baking and so forth, and you're wondering to get chatted up in a bathroom?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@endo i was just sharing an awkward moment in the random rants thread. lol As creep as it was, i did get a compliment out of it. If you're wondering (I know you're not lol) the boots in question were my Briar Red Wing Moc Toes I recently experimented with doing a soak on. They turned out pretty nice.

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich ...having another guy pee on them in the bathroom??

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd LMAO, that might take some of the red hue out of the briar oil slick, maybe worth a try.

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich I'm glad you laughed...I just saw the soak on part and lost it. Couldn't let that one go.

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd i work with some weirdos but that would cross the line.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd the people @WhiskeySandwich works with don't care if they let one go either

[WhiskeySandwich]

@Tago-Mago lol true...you must be referring to the 'workplace conduct' issue i mentioned previously....

[goosehd]

@WhiskeySandwich ...I forgot about that one...do you mind farting in the office a little less?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@goosehd its completely natural, except its disruptive and inhibits collaborative processes. lol

[mclaincausey]

Rant is an exaggeration but today was the most difficult snow clearance situation I’ve had. An unholy confluence of a lot of square footage to clear, two sets of weekend guests, and heavy snow without enough room to clear it. At least it will be 65° this weekend to melt it.

[goosehd]

@mclaincausey as previously mentioned, fuck that furry prognosticator…

Good luck!

[mclaincausey]

@goosehd thanks. For the past two winters, on the front range just add 5” to the forecast

[Jett129]

@goosehd said in Random Rants:

@mclaincausey as previously mentioned, fuck that furry prognosticator…

Good luck!

[Walery Smirnoff]

Winter and cold are in second place for me in terms of swear words fucking. Someone was born in Los Angeles, on the Cote d'Azur of France, and I was born in the damn Kalmyk steppes, bitch

[Matt]

Finally caught a porch pirate. Between me and Ava I think he saw the error of his ways. He quite possibly wet himself.

[SKT]

@Matt had to feel good…thieves are the worst. An aggressive Ava would scare me shitless

[goosehd]

@Matt Did you bring out the gimp or did you go medieval?

[Matt]

I definitely showed a side of myself that Caroline doesn’t get to see too often. We were walking the dog together in the park across the street when I spotted him and I just told her to wait there for a minute while I descended upon him.