Quotes Worth Quoting

[Jord]

You're damned if you do and you're' damned if you don't...

[Graham]

“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut; I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.”

[mclaincausey]

“I’m going to need to see proof of purchase for your doughnut sir.”

[seawolf]

@mclaincausey File it under "D" for Doughnut.

[Giles]

File it UYA....

[Mizmazzle]

@Graham Mitch is the best!!!

[ManiacLachy]

One of my late father's favourites, I'm sure he got it from somewhere: "Bullshit baffles brains, fucks science, and rules the world"

Seems more apt every day.

[ROman]

@Graham Kind of similar to when I buy a bottle of Vodka, at the same store, and the same brand for years. I tell them if I return it, it wont be in the original bottle. After they ask if I want a receipt.

[Giles]

Civilisation exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

Will Durant

[mclaincausey]

Civilization is not having much of a go at it these days innit?

[Matt]

[mclaincausey]

Love that one. Reminds me of a situation but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

[GraemeE]

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[seawolf]

“Aging is a remarkable process that allows people to become the person they were always meant to be.”

-David Bowie

[endo]

But did Bowie ever find the person he was meant to be?

[seawolf]

@endo That was for Bowie to decide. I'd say by 69 years old, we're probably pretty set in our ways.

[Tago Mago]

@endo why restrict yourself to one person? Free your mind

[ROman]

@endo said in Quotes Worth Quoting:

But did Bowie ever find the person he was meant to be?

Major Tom

[Bridger]

Mr Stardust

[Danimal506]

“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you into trouble. It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”
-Mark Twain