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    • scooterS
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      Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.

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      • T4920T
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        Loved Hassan Minaj's new special. The whole bit on 'Black America', 'White America' and 'The various shades of Beige-istan' really tickled me.

        Had never seen his stand up before this, but was really impressed with the balance he stuck between crowd work and the continued narrative of the show itself.

        “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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        • MizmazzleM
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          @T4920 I agree. I haven't seen his newest special, but i've seen two of his older ones. He does a fantastic job of maintaining comedy while delving into some great social commentary. I love a comedian who can strike that balance.

          Do you know who Roy Wood Jr. is? He is another guy who expertly tells poignant stories about social injustice with incredible humor. He's one of my favorites.

          In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          • T4920T
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            @Mizmazzle can't say I've heard of him, but I've just finished packing for my vacation tomorrow and was about to a crack a beer and find something funny to watch for a few hours.. I'll look him up!

            5am start tomorrow, heading to Thailand again! If the 23h of flights/transfers wasn't enough, I have a 4h minibus to my final destination to look forward to when I land in Chiang Mai. Sometimes I wonder why I do this to myself, but I know it'll all be worthwhile when I get my first sip of that sweet Chang! 🤤

            “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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            • Danimal506D
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              @T4920 NYC has the best comics. And LA comics get better after moving to NYC.

              Have you listened to Ari Shaffirs podcasts about Thailand etc? He tells such good travel stories!

              @Mizmazzle Roy Wood Jr is so good! I got to see a filming of “This is Not Happening” when he took over hosting.

              WTB:
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              • MizmazzleM
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                @T4920 hell yea dude!! CAn't wait to follow along on your trip bro. Have so much fun! Yeah, download some spotifies of Roy Wood Jr.
                All the ones he has on there are great. Excellent in flight entertainment.

                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                • J
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                  Any Hot Ones fans here. This is Maya Rudolph playing her character from the TV show Loot. It’s old but always makes me laugh.

                  Surprised they aged restricted it. The language is pretty spicy. Pun intended!

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                  • seawolfS
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                    @Jett129 That was a good one!

                    “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                    @zeebeeleather

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                    • MotyM
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                      Courage is resistance to fear, it is mastery of fear, not absence of fear

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                      • Tago MagoT
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                        @Moty the Fake Tree reminds me of the time I watered the plants for friends while they were on holiday. I watered the plastic ones as well. In my defense, I’m a biologist not a gardener

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                        • NocturamaN
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                          @Tago-Mago - Nietzsche has a quote that might just be appropriate here… 😁

                          #JustStopCrocs

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                          • J
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                            In the fake tree cartoon the tip is Pi/3.14 which I thought was pretty clever.

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                              • scarfmaceS
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                                @Jett129 Can you find the video from the comedian who had the bit about eating all the food on his plate as a kid. I think the link you posted is has been removed

                                "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

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                                • J
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                                  @scarfmace I would like to help you out,but I have zero recollection as to who that might have been.

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                                    • MattM
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                                      My 13 yr old nephew has one of those stupid broccoli head haircuts the kids have now. They’ve been fighting with him to cut it but he’s standing is ground. On my way out to the car I texted them this…

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                                      • endoE
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                                        “The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers.

                                        si tacuisses

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                                        • J
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                                          @endo My mother hated me she would always say why can’t you be more like your sister…She died at birth!…Joan Rivers

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                                          • MattM
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                                            Watching new Nate Bargatze on Netflix.

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