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    • steelworkerS
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      A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "get the fuck outta here."

      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
      Well, I have others.

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      • MizmazzleM
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        Anthony Jeselnik has a new one called Bones and All. He’s also rocking a dope ass brown suede type 3.

        This might be his best special yet!!

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        In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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          @Mizmazzle You beat me to it. Absolutely his best special yet,and in my opinion the performance I will measure all future performances by. I’m obviously biased. Recorded in Milwaukee @scooter

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          • Crispy HeronC
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            @Jett129 - just watching that now. Taking into account the differences in the general senses of humour between the US and UK, I was sceptical. There are many US comedies and comedians that I just don’t get. However, he is funny. Funny is funny right?

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            • T4920T
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              @Mizmazzle last time I watch Jeselnik he was rocking a black leather one, I kept thinking how much nicer my IH one was 😉

              “𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

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              • MizmazzleM
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                @T4920 haha. I remember that black leather type 3 too. I kept thinking his new brown one looked like a wannabe brown split steer. Haha. Props to him though. He’s def upped his style game over the years.

                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                • MizmazzleM
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                  @Jett129 yeah. He’s got some real clever punch line twists in this one. I mean, he always does, but he really caught me off guard on so many of them on this special. Brilliant.

                  In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                    @Mizmazzle I saw an interview where he talked about the fact that people are now expecting and anticipating his punchline twists,so he tries to switch it up and surprise to catch people off guard. I saw the show he talks about in NYC,and that had most of this in it,but still enjoyed the special.

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                    • MizmazzleM
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                      @Jett129 I was super stoked when I plopped on the couch last night and turned on Netflix and saw this show up! Made my whole evening!

                      Brian Simpson: Live from the Mothership is another one that I think may be a bit of a sleeper on Netflix. I've probably watched it at least 5 times. It's top tier comedy in my opinion.

                      In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                        I've seen this before,but it always makes me laugh.

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                          @Mizmazzle Loved the Brian Simpson Special. Thanks for the heads up. “Science takes time,Stupid is instant”

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                          • MizmazzleM
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                            @Jett129 haha. He’s got some really great premises for his jokes.

                            In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                              @Mizmazzle I’m pretty sure that I saw his episode on Dave Letterman’s That’s My Time,but I don’t remember it. Have to go back and rewatch it.

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                              • MizmazzleM
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                                @Jett129 ah! I’ll have to check that out.

                                In the easy chair with my boots on, melted whiskey in my hand. Could'na been asleep for more than three hours...time to go to work again...

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                                  I came across this,thank you logarithms,anyone,possibly,seen or heard of him?

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                                  • MattM
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                                    Really good ^

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                                      @Jett129 I’ve seen Kevin a couple of times and he is superb. He’s become pretty big in the UK, but has a pretty strong Glasgow accent so not sure how he gets on elsewhere.

                                      Well worth seeing if you get the chance.

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Not sure if I saw this or something similar here:

                                        A priest a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbit says "I may be a typo"......

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • goosehdG
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                                          @Matt said in That's Jokes:

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                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                          • Tago MagoT
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                                            @Giles this?

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