IHUK - A day in the life of….

[Matt]

Have you considered running for US president?

[goosehd]

@Matt ...a potato could/would be better. I'll refrain from going any further as I don't want to be banned.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd comparing Giles to a potato seems a tad harsh. I mean he‘s no eggplant but there’s got to be something in between

[Giles]

@Matt said in IHUK - A day in the life of….:

Have you considered running for US president?

I applied. I failed one of the key questions, I got the answer to "Do you know where Europe is?, wrong. I answered yes, I was told I was overqualified.

[Daniel San]

[Matt]

As with many other jobs, the qualifications for POTUS have seen a pretty noticeable downward trajectory of late.

[Matt]

I’m not even sure citizenship is required anymore.

[Tago Mago]

@Giles Couldn't you have saved the interview by wearing an Uncle Sam style top hat and chanting "USA USA"?

[Giles]

I tried saying Murica, but unfortunately may accent fucked that up to

[Tago Mago]

Probably spelt "colour" and "centre" the right way, too

[goosehd]

@Giles @Alex Can IH not buy an island and let the misfits of the world immigrate to it? You can run it by what ever means makes this place work and special. We can call either of you Czar, Emperor, President, Supreme Exalted Leader, or Boss. I don't really care...

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd I think Boss is already taken

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago ok...el presidente

[Giles]

POMOI - that'll do please

[goosehd]

@Giles In the rest of the world english please...Not UK english as nobody understands that

[Giles]

That would be very nice......

Cunt....

[goosehd]

@Giles said in IHUK - A day in the life of….:

That would be very nice......

Cunt....

I wear that badge with honour...

@Tago-Mago Is that the correct spelling?

[Giles]

C. U. N. T.

How hard is it?

[goosehd]

Honour vs. Honor fucking anglophones.

Don't worry as I is one too

[Alex]

Quite a lot of boxes to unpack this week