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    • EdHE
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      They’re monsters. There were these large inflated unicorns at the party - the kids tore them limb from limb. They were just torsos and spiked horse heads by the end, with those that had the legs battering one another with them. It was horrible, like something from Lord of the Flies. (And absolutely hilarious.)

      Take the dive...

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      • MattM
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        We went to a SW themed bd party once where all the kids were given styrofoam pool noodle lightsabers. Fucking bloodbath.

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        • EdHE
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          Happy Fathers’ Day fellow Dads.

          Baby H took me to the pub then promptly fell asleep!

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          Take the dive...

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          • MattM
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            On the way home from camp Caroline (9) said her camp nemesis has been pushing her. I told her that if talking to her or a counselor doesn’t fix the problem she needs to push her back. Both girls were revolted by my suggestion and told me violence is never the answer and that they needed to tell a counselor so they could fix the problem.

            Honestly, I’ve never been more disappointed in my entire life. I’m sure my wife considers this a win.

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            • BrianB
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              I've had a rough few weeks as we are having to move house after being in the same one for 11 years, trying to find a rental has been a nightmare Jacob (6) has taken things quite well so far but has been a bit quieter and withdrawn over it all as its the only house he has known, things were looking bleak until yesterday when we secured a new place, the brightness in him has came back but its going to be a change which we will have to monitor

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              • MattM
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                I had to leave because Katie and the girls were dancing in the kitchen.

                Katie (36): Everybody watch! Is this twerking?

                Imogene (11): Do it like this…

                Caroline (9): Can I have a marshmallow? (while twerking)

                Katie: Is it?? Somebody answer me!!

                🫣

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                • C
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                  hahahahaha

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                  • AdamCA
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                    I thought newborn was tough, now Mills is running around, punching the TV, making a beeline for the dogs bowl and the fireplace - when people said you need eyes in the back of your head for when they walk it was no joke 😆

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                    • NikN
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                      TV punch is pretty punk, you should be proud

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                      • AdamCA
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                        @Nik hahahaha she's getting close to distorting the colour for good, I will definitely not be proud then 😆

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                        • EdHE
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                          @AdamC Can you get a TV insured for deliberate damage by a little person with barely any mental faculties?

                          Take the dive...

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                          • MattM
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                            Ha. Newborns are a fucking breeze! Everything after that sucks. I don’t even let those little assholes within 3’ of the tv. Walking and taking are the worst.

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                            • WhiskeySandwichW
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                              @Matt said in Parenting:

                              I had to leave because Katie and the girls were dancing in the kitchen.

                              Katie (36): Everybody watch! Is this twerking?

                              Imogene (11): Do it like this…

                              Caroline (9): Can I have a marshmallow? (while twerking)

                              Katie: Is it?? Somebody answer me!!

                              🫣

                              ROFL @Matt you perfectly captured the dynamic in my household practically on a daily basis. IDK what it is with the twerking and bootysmackin' (but I probably started the latter).

                              "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                              -Seneca

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                              • WhiskeySandwichW
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                                In all seriousness though, our 3 year old daughter is in the separation anxiety phase and it sucks. She will throw tantrums anytime she can't see us. If I have 1 bit of advice, it's start a bedtime strategy YOUNG and be consistent.....your sleep schedule and romantic life rely on it.

                                "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                -Seneca

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                                • MattM
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                                  Absolutely. I am not a fan of cosleeping at all.

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                                  • WhiskeySandwichW
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                                    @Matt yeah, we did it for too long with both kids. Now, it’s more like we’ll read a story and cuddle in their room till they crash, then we bail (if we don’t crash too) lol. Eventually they get the hang of it and stop sneaking in in the middle of the night.

                                    "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                    -Seneca

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                                    • MattM
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                                      We did all our story times in their rooms. We were pretty anti cosleeping as soon as they moved into their own rooms when they stopped nursing.

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                                      • MattM
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                                        We got them loft beds so they couldn’t ask us to get in bed with them.

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                                        • BrianB
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                                          we didnt do the cosleeping thing either as soon as ours was big enough to be out of the basinet
                                          own room own cot then own bed

                                          stories and a cuddle before lights out and then off we would go

                                          3 nights into the new house and so far Jacob has been great and no anxiety or issues at all so far touch wood

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                                          • SKTS
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                                            My son (12) and daughter (9) have taken Smashmouth’s “All-Star” and rewritten the lyrics with Minecraft and this is the ninth circle of parenting…no debate.

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