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    Brian
    @jerkules
    Joined: 24 Nov 2022

    @jerkules said in Parenting:

    @Brian exact same thing with my 6 year old, though he’s an even earlier riser (6am). I’ve given up trying to stop him, it’s easier to just roll with it. Also, on weekdays we expect him to get up fairly early (although 6am is a bit of a piss take) - so it feels a bit unreasonable to expect him to know to adjust his body clock on weekends.

    @EdH said in Parenting:

    @Brian I mean, there’s an obvious solution - be awake before the 6 year old? 😅

    When I was a toddler, my parents trained me to use the VCR. They’d leave The Jungle Book in the machine, and I’d go watch that through a couple of times before they’d wake up.

    Might not be feasible these days - who knows what they could end up putting on streaming services without parental supervision if you taught them how to use Netflix on their own or something… 🤷🏻‍♂️

    He knows how to find ninjago on Netflix and every other streaming service but has his own kids account
    Weekdays he has school so being up is fine but after a 50-60 hour work week an extra moment or two in bed would be nice from my side of the fence

    To be fair it won’t be so many years in the future that it will be me wanting to wake him up from his teenage dungeon

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      EdH
      Iron Heart Deity
      Joined: 2 Jan 2022

      IMG_1879.jpeg

      This is my life now… 😅

      Take the dive...

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        motojobobo
        啓蒙家
        Joined: 22 Aug 2015

        @EdH you can take solace in the fact you are the best dressed man at the bday party 🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻

        The journey is the objective.

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          Twistlock
          啓蒙家
          Joined: 31 Dec 2015

          Looks like you had fun @EdH

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            EdH
            Iron Heart Deity
            Joined: 2 Jan 2022

            They’re monsters. There were these large inflated unicorns at the party - the kids tore them limb from limb. They were just torsos and spiked horse heads by the end, with those that had the legs battering one another with them. It was horrible, like something from Lord of the Flies. (And absolutely hilarious.)

            Take the dive...

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              Matt
              見習いボス
              Joined: 4 Oct 2011

              We went to a SW themed bd party once where all the kids were given styrofoam pool noodle lightsabers. Fucking bloodbath.

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                EdH
                Iron Heart Deity
                Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                Happy Fathers’ Day fellow Dads.

                Baby H took me to the pub then promptly fell asleep!

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                Take the dive...

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                  Matt
                  見習いボス
                  Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                  On the way home from camp Caroline (9) said her camp nemesis has been pushing her. I told her that if talking to her or a counselor doesn’t fix the problem she needs to push her back. Both girls were revolted by my suggestion and told me violence is never the answer and that they needed to tell a counselor so they could fix the problem.

                  Honestly, I’ve never been more disappointed in my entire life. I’m sure my wife considers this a win.

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                    Brian
                    Joined: 24 Nov 2022

                    I've had a rough few weeks as we are having to move house after being in the same one for 11 years, trying to find a rental has been a nightmare Jacob (6) has taken things quite well so far but has been a bit quieter and withdrawn over it all as its the only house he has known, things were looking bleak until yesterday when we secured a new place, the brightness in him has came back but its going to be a change which we will have to monitor

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                      Matt
                      見習いボス
                      Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                      I had to leave because Katie and the girls were dancing in the kitchen.

                      Katie (36): Everybody watch! Is this twerking?

                      Imogene (11): Do it like this…

                      Caroline (9): Can I have a marshmallow? (while twerking)

                      Katie: Is it?? Somebody answer me!!

                      🫣

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                        Craneman
                        Raw and Unwashed
                        Joined: 2 Aug 2014

                        hahahahaha

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                          AdamC
                          IHUK Crew
                          Joined: 12 Jan 2018

                          I thought newborn was tough, now Mills is running around, punching the TV, making a beeline for the dogs bowl and the fireplace - when people said you need eyes in the back of your head for when they walk it was no joke 😆

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                            Nik
                            Raw and Unwashed
                            Joined: 12 Nov 2020

                            TV punch is pretty punk, you should be proud

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                              AdamC
                              IHUK Crew
                              @Nik
                              Joined: 12 Jan 2018

                              @Nik hahahaha she's getting close to distorting the colour for good, I will definitely not be proud then 😆

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                                EdH
                                Iron Heart Deity
                                Joined: 2 Jan 2022

                                @AdamC Can you get a TV insured for deliberate damage by a little person with barely any mental faculties?

                                Take the dive...

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                                  Matt
                                  見習いボス
                                  Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                                  Ha. Newborns are a fucking breeze! Everything after that sucks. I don’t even let those little assholes within 3’ of the tv. Walking and taking are the worst.

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                                    WhiskeySandwich
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                                    @Matt
                                    Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                                    @Matt said in Parenting:

                                    I had to leave because Katie and the girls were dancing in the kitchen.

                                    Katie (36): Everybody watch! Is this twerking?

                                    Imogene (11): Do it like this…

                                    Caroline (9): Can I have a marshmallow? (while twerking)

                                    Katie: Is it?? Somebody answer me!!

                                    🫣

                                    ROFL @Matt you perfectly captured the dynamic in my household practically on a daily basis. IDK what it is with the twerking and bootysmackin' (but I probably started the latter).

                                    "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                    -Seneca

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                                      WhiskeySandwich
                                      啓蒙家
                                      Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                                      In all seriousness though, our 3 year old daughter is in the separation anxiety phase and it sucks. She will throw tantrums anytime she can't see us. If I have 1 bit of advice, it's start a bedtime strategy YOUNG and be consistent.....your sleep schedule and romantic life rely on it.

                                      "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                      -Seneca

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                                        Matt
                                        見習いボス
                                        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                                        Absolutely. I am not a fan of cosleeping at all.

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                                          WhiskeySandwich
                                          啓蒙家
                                          @Matt
                                          Joined: 1 Mar 2023

                                          @Matt yeah, we did it for too long with both kids. Now, it’s more like we’ll read a story and cuddle in their room till they crash, then we bail (if we don’t crash too) lol. Eventually they get the hang of it and stop sneaking in in the middle of the night.

                                          "The greatest obstacle to living is expectancy, which hangs upon tomorrow and loses today...The whole future lies in uncertainty: Live immediately."
                                          -Seneca

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