WAYWT - Mistakes, Mishaps and Outakes

[neph93]

@Jett129  «When you get past 40, never trust a fart» is one of the wisest things my father has ever said to me. 

[Fadez]

I had a genuine good laugh with these comments with the wife. I’m sure I’ll have some other gems to post here too

[Chris]

What did I just step on?

[neph93]

@Chris:

What did I just step on?

Only God alone knows. That carpet looks like something Stephen Hawking would have written a thesis about.

[neph93]

^ In case that carpet is in your home and not at your place of work which I assumed it was, then I’d like to say it is a very nice carpet indeed. It just seems to be sucking light into itself [emoji51]

[Chris]

  I picked it out myself.  I thought it was really sophisticated…

Just kidding.  It's my office.  Everything in the shot gives off a "contract awarded to the lowest bidder" vibe, doesn't it?  Aside from the IHSH-62,  TWT-1401, IH-634SII, and Viberg service boots, of course.

[Chris]

Hey, what's that over there?

[neph93]

I warned you about that carpet. It’s swallowed your feet and the light that normally shines on the top of your head.

[mclaincausey]

Bouvier Des Flandres (Otis, 6 mo) and Great Dane (Violet, 4 mo) getting up in the mix. Hesitated to place here because it's clearly an improvement.

[neph93]

^Great shirt at any rate… and lovely dags

I’m struggling time wise to take shots but found myself with five minutes to spare after a gym session the other day. A bit of public fit-picing ensued with predictable results.... @gaseousclay apropos the thing you mentioned about getting busted while posing [emoji1]

And then the bastard sun popped out from behind a cloud…

[Giles]

You're a twat.  You look great, even when you look like a twat…

[neph93]

@Giles:

You're a twat.  You look great, even when you look like a twat…

[emoji1]

I certainly am a twat… the rest is highly debatable. I’m 45 in a couple of weeks and mentioned a certain goatskin vest to Hot Ingrid as a potential gift. She opined that it may be time I considered growing old gracefully [emoji849]

[UnTucked]

@neph93:

@Giles:

You're a twat.  You look great, even when you look like a twat…

[emoji1]

I certainly am a twat… the rest is highly debatable. I’m 45 in a couple of weeks and mentioned a certain goatskin vest to Hot Ingrid as a potential gift. She opined that it may be time I considered growing old gracefully [emoji849]

Nothing worse than an old twat…..

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[Giles]

@neph93:

I’m 45 in a couple of weeks and mentioned a certain goatskin vest to Hot Ingrid as a potential gift. She opined that it may be time I considered growing old gracefully [emoji849]

She's cooling off - IMHO….

[neph93]

@Giles:

She's cooling off - IMHO….

I know what you mean but I do feel a bit sorry for, married to an old twat and all 

Funnily enough I had my IHSH-105 on today, the one @mikebarhoot started a fake thread about two years ago in order to bring it out of the shadows and into my wardrobe. She saw it and said "That's nice, is it new?"  ::)

[mikebarhoot]

Lol. ^

Now it’s time out for you. Get to your corner!

[Chris]

@neph93:

She opined that it may be time I considered growing old gracefully [emoji849]

She doesn't seriously expect you to do that, does she?

[neph93]

All things taken into consideration it does seem rather naive of her to entertain the idea.

[Fadez]

A deep breath, or a deep … [emoji100]

This may be one of my favorite threads

[mclaincausey]

God damn that's a lot of dog shit.