Random Rants
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Just lost my 10+ year old William Henry folder to TSA…no time to go back and check bag. Was in a pocket of folded jeans that I didn’t check.
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Why o why has the tops on semi skimmed milk changed from green to white?
This tricks my brain into thinking there is no top!
As a guy if a certain age i’m still struggling with the opral fruit and marathon conversions …
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Why oh why don’t I buy IH stuff when I have the chance?? The regrets are pilling up.
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don't even know if this belongs in the watch thread or as a rant.
the fucking rolex service centre won't take in a watch without a bracelet! I understand if it's in the same country and someone forgets to bring it in together. but my bracelet isn't even in the same country (left it back in australia) and they would not even budge. I'm there to service my watch not the fucking bracelet. they'll charge you 2k for a new bracelet if you still want to service your watch. chucked a hissy fit and left. ffs.
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@Matt Thank’s There wide open and looking first thing every morning.
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@Kasi whoa !!! That's a GRIP of IH tags Kasi!!!
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Get out of shower, Mrs H hands me Baby H, says "hold her for a minute" and heads to the other bathroom. Baby nuzzles into my chest and proceeds to vomit all over both of us. Cleaning baby while dripping vomit. Have to have a second shower, late for work now, had to leave wife to clean up vomity areas.
What kind of evolution would produce young that can't hold their liquids?
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I feel you @EdH - Happy Millie needs changing, I take her to changing station, she proceeds to have a full blown meltdown, squirming as much as possible, then spews over every piece of clothing she's wearing and mine, so needs full change while still proceeding to almost throw herself off the changing station. Danni is confused as to why she is now stressed, holds Millie and she is suddenly happy again
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I feel for you guys! My worst incident was I was holding my daughter over my head and she was laughing and truly enjoying it. I of course was making some random noises kids love to hear and laugh at, when out of the blue…she vomited directly into my mouth, all over my face, and all over my clothes.
I was just trying to keep her happy while mom took a shower and that we could go out for a quick bite to eat. Mom gets out of the shower and no one is happy anymore. Took about 5-10 minutes in total for the world to melt down…
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Baby H hates me changing her nappy. She waits for that crucial moment when I'm done wiping, move the old nappy out the way, and just before I get the new nappy in place she'll explosively propel pee and shart all up the wall. She's done it to me 3 times now. She's yet to do that trick for Mrs H.
Small mercy that her changing station is sideways on from her changer, so at least she doesn't get me!
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Kids are a trip and you guys are cracking me up. We had one that had reflux so he spit up constantly which was actually preferable because you knew it was coming all the time. My daughter was stealthy and would surprise you with it…much worse. Thanks for starting my day with some laughs and fond (ish) memories!
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